Season 38, Week 3
Piastol
(Skies of Arcadia)
 
Now that Piastol has done the now traditional ass kicking of the upgraded heavy, she focuses her attention on her next foe. Miguel is tough as nails with offense that makes even the Angel of Death blink and think twice before moving in. The bad news for the fisherman? His sedate style of fighting requires several turns of buildup to give him the proper ass kicking elemental field to lay down pain. By the time he's arranged everything to be just so, Piastol will have ripped him to shreds already with her usual speedy blitz of pain, not pausing to let any of his attacks in. Tempest Dance may lack the elegance and coolness of a true Miguel combo, but several of them certainly do a good job of tearing most anything in it's way apart.

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The title of Holy Fisherman may not come off quite as impressively as the Angel of Death, but if there's anything Miguel proves, it's that appearances can be quite deceiving indeed. Despite looking like your everyday village man, Miguel's brutal two-element combos spells bad news for anyone, even a former Godlike champion. Piastol's much lauded magic defense may help slow his offense down some, but combining WeakMinded into one of his nasty HolyDgnSwd smites should take care of that in short order. And in so far as dealing with her own offense... this is a man who has weathered temporal storms and the most technologically advanced obstacles of all time. What's a bounty hunter with a scythe going to do?


AndrewRogue
You’d think that, after so many seasons, competitors in the DL would have learned never to accept a challenge that wasn’t an all-out brawl. After all, whenever anyone suggested one, they had a huge advantage that was utterly insurmountable by their opponent and ended up crushing them in a humiliating and painful manner.

Nevertheless, when Piastol suggested a dance contest to Miguel, he eagerly accepted. He spent the entire week getting back into practice (apparently, it had been a hobby of his back when he was a kid). He went and bought a new outfit and spent the whole day perfecting his break dance routine to the legendary song, Gale.

Of course, none of this mattered when Piastol viciously assaulted the unarmed fisherman, beating him into a bloody pulp within moments of walking into the arena.

Obviously, the judges were about to disqualify her and hand the match to Miguel, until she explained that she had never said what sort of dance contest it was. The judges remained unconvinced until she further explicated that she had only used her deadly Tempest Dance.

Unable to argue that she had technically met her own conditions, she was declared the winner.

Miguel would later be noted as tearfully declaring that he would never dance again…

Piastol: 50
Miguel: 10

Lezard Valeth
The Jury after some coaxing from the DL's healer association decide to have a dance contest between Piastol and Miguel.

Naturally Piastol won with moves that will bring the wrath of the ESRB. So they came out of nowhere in force and arrest her and took her away for some 'counseling'.

After the match Orlandu, Yuri and Mewtwo decides to confront Edge on the 'event' at the match.....

"Did you or did you not have anything to do with the event at the match?" Orlandu inquired of Edge. " I mean I know you have a history with her but...."

"No, old geezer I have nothing to do with that. Ask him if you do not believe me."

"(He speaks the truth Orlandu)", Mewtwo said. "(I find no lies with his word)"

"But if he had nothing to do with the ESRB event who did?" pondered Yuri.

As if to answer his question Rydia appear and said, "Well shall we be off?"

"Well, okay." Edge replied.

Mewtwo begins to look suspiciously at Rydia but before he could probe her, she gives him a look that says, "if you do that I'll make sure you never even existed".

After the pair have departed, Yuri asked Mewtwo, "what's with that look? Do you know something"? To which Mewtwo replied, "let's say that she probably summoned them because of Piastol's 'moves' at the Arena.

"Poor girl", Orlandu said of Piastol. "I wonder how she is right now. I don't like her but hopefully they didn't rough her up too much."

In another location travelers often hears a female scream followed by what sounded like a stun gun going off. All who tries to help her always disappear without a trace.....