Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
~Sei

Gear-sized Chu Chu was hopping around
Aveh City like a big playground
when suddenly Laguna burst from the shade
and hit Chu Chu with guns and grenade

Chu Chu got pissed and began to attack
but she was blocked by Dias Flac
who proceeded to beat her up with his Sword Fu
when Tir McDohl came from out of the blue

That's right, it's the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godlikes, Punies, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
in the DL's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
  • It'll be a Godlike. There's a reason they're Godlikes, after all.
  • It'll be a Heavy. Heavies have a good balance of strength and numbers.
  • It'll be a Middle. With the greatest numbers, they have the greatest probability of victory.
  • It'll be a Light. Everyone will ignore them, despite Light including the likes of Chisato and Jogurt.
  • The rest will see their better. Roger Bacon in a bloodstained sweater.

Gatewalker
Gear-sized Chu Chu was hopping around
Aveh City like a big playground
when suddenly Laguna burst from the shade
and hit Chu Chu with guns and grenade
Chu Chu got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to get blocked by Dias Flac
who proceeded to beat her up with his Sword Fu
when Tir McDohl came from out of the blue

and he started beating up that blue haired sissy
then they both got taken out by a Nibelung Vilesti
but before Lenneth could make it back to Valhalla
Yuna handed Yojimbo a dollar
so he pulled a giant sword out from under his cloak
and cut that valkyrie down with a single stroke
but Yuna ran out of money so he went away
just as Mog the moogle came out to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godlikes, Punies, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
in the DL's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Gear sized Chu Chu took a bite out of Mog
just like Queena Quen took a bite out of Frog
and then Flac came back to resume his attack
but Midboss jumped out and landed on his back
and Lenneth was injured and trying to get steady
when Dark Knight Yuna came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped
Jessica Albert took her out with her whip

Then she saw giant Chu Chu sneaking up from behind
and she reached for her knife which she just couldn't find
'cause Sten stole it and he swung and he missed
because Midboss deflected it with his fist
and then he jumped in the air and he struck a dashing pose
as Sten got launched for touching Jessica's clothes
then the monkey and the demon collided by chance
so Piastol hit them both with a Tempest Dance

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godlikes, Punies, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
in the DL's Ultimate Showdown....

Perverts sung out in a chorus of sin
as down from the heavens descended Edge Eblan
who delivered a pinch which would certainly hurt
onto the butt of Jessica Albert
who fled in embarrasment from the arena
as Lenneth changed back into Platina
but Edge saw through her clever disguise
and slipped both his hands in between Lenneth's thighs

Then Cecil the Black and Cecil the White and
Dycedarg Beoulve and his Hokuten knights and
Bernadette Egan and Karyl Sheeden and
Colonel Jade Curtis and Rika the Numan
Violetta, Master KAHN, Ramladu and Angel Flonne
Ted, Zed, Demoned, every single pokemon
Jack van Burace and Zera Valmar
Poo, Lulu, Fou-Lu and Sir Ragnar
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Edge Eblan in his ninja ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with NPCs looking on in total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Roger Bacon in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godlikes, Punies and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

Godlike: 18
Heavy: 8
Middle: 1
Light: 13
Roger Bacon: 41

Silverlocke980
Angels sang out
And some shed a tear
For down from the Heavens
Descended Tyr

Who delivered a spell
That could shatter space
Into the middle
of Ghaleon's face

And as Ershin changed back into Deis the snake
But Tyr saw through this cheap fake
And crushed Deis' head with a Holocaust.

But then Garland the Knight
and Garland the Dark
And Arc the Lad's might man Darc,
Katt from Breath and Chrono Cross' Doc,
Grobec, Thursday, Atma, and Magus
Came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Tyr in her godly ass.

It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The victor stood; the rest saw their better

Roger Bacon in a bloodstained sweater.

...

Do I get points for finding out how to rhyme "Tyr"?

Magic Fanatic
The only thing worse than getting beaten by Jogurt is getting beaten by something that never fights, don't you think?

Mad Fnorder
Welcome to Mr. Bacon's Neighborhood.

T.G. Nevareh
What does Light have? Almost all of the Valkyrie Profile mages. And what can the Valkyrie Profile mages do that make them the deadliest mages around? Great Magic, which they all can do and thus doesn't qualify as an individual power usable in the dueling arena. Can they use Great Magic here? You bet your butt they can.