Season 38, Week 1
Myau
(Phantasy Star)
 
The beautiful eyes. The face of an angel. The claws of a beast. The wisdom of a sage. The great musk cat king Myau epitomizes these descriptions flawlessly. Blessed with the ability to talk and infinite life, Myau fought alongside the original heroine of Algo, Alis Landale, staving off the dreadful Dark Falz. Now, back into the arena after a long, long hiatus, Myau is ready to prove that old cats still can learn new tricks. Facing off against the Tales archer/swordsman Garr Kelvin isn't too tough, especially when you've got all of Myau's tricks on your side. Quick and agile, Myau can strike fast and hard with his sharp claws, particularly deadly when strengthened by his trusty Help spell. With the added protection of Wall to block Garr's arrows and sword strikes, Myau is nigh-immortal in this fight, and his Cure spell will heal any minor wounds just in case. Contrary to popular terminology, it's this pussy that'll be doing the licking today.

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There's nothing quite like 'almost'. That defines Garr's DL career. With an extremely close loss to Robo way back in Season 8, he has since been sitting on the bench, while his castmates have all gone to battle. Some have won, some have lost. Garr sat down and did nothing, just barely missing getting in countless times. Well, no more 'almost' for this king. Garr Kelvin's back and ready to rumble. He once again faces off against a Season 1 Heavy, one who has had an even longer lurking season than Garr himself. Sending this space kitty back to the depths of obscurity from which it rose will be no easy task. However, it's a good thing Void Sword is as powerful as it is easy on the MP, letting him lock Myau into a vicious pattern of healing from which the only escape is running out of resources into death. Igtenos in hand, Garr is ready and willing to crack some skulls and live up to his royal billing, showing what the true power of wind is.


Dunefar
A cat.

Void Sword.

A cat.

A Swordian.

A cat.

Wind magic.

Three guesses on which person wins here? Hint: It ain't the cat.

Myau: 20
Garr Kelvin: 27