Season 37, Week 4
Sephiroth
(Final Fantasy VII)
 
It's old hat for Sephiroth after he takes to the arena this week. A veteran of multiple Godlike championships dating back to Season 3, it hardly seems fair to match newcomers against him. Violetta, Empyrea, and now Lambda... a trio of rhyming greenhorns. All sought to defeat him with battle strategies that emphasize speed over durability: two have met with failure, and a third is sure to fail soon! Sure, Lambda has Blue Destiny, but one good blow from Sephiroth will rip him apart. And with Wall to demolish Lambda's already unimpressive damage, and the SOLDIER's own speed to at least somewhat keep up with the Brionac Commander, that one blow is one Sephiroth is sure to get.

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After defeating lesser Godlikes, Lambda finally meets a one worthy of facing the fearsome power of Blue Destiny. However, while Sephiroth’s evil dueling tricks have won him many a match, and even a championship or two, the stylish Brionac leader has the just right tools to bring the One-Winged Angel down to earth permanently! While Sephiroth may be fast, his speed pales in comparison to Lambda’s, and it will take him several turns before he can hit through Blue Destiny. Of course, during that time the lightning-quick Lambda will be pummeling him with all his might, an endless deluge of strikes on Sephiroth's frame. No one, not even an angel, can withstand such an onslaught.


legendaryflyingfailure
There is a short list of people who can survive the planet they are standing on exploding via engulfment in a supernova. I will now begin to innumerate them.

1. Sephiroth
2. Kefka
3. Yuri Hyuga (probably)


Notice who ISN'T on this list.

As a related side note. Sephiroth may be a whiny assed mama's boy. But he is still a bad mutherF*&#$r. He deserves more respect than fighting greenies in the Godlike semi-finals.

Sephiroth: 46
Lambda Zellweger: 44

Mathias
Why even bother competing? No one can best Sephiroth. Unless it's Cloud. And they're in Cloud's subconscious. And he uses a Keyblade...Okay, so anyone could best Sephy, but not this opponent. One shot of "Pale Horse" and a swing of his 99 Attack Power Masamune and it's over.

Motta
Sephiroth is just weak. Why does he have fans? He has long hair like a girl. And how old is he to already have white hair? What a loser.