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"Oh, the horror!"
Teta, Melbu Frahma, Evil Gaia, Ramus, and Selphie VS All of Godlike
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~RC
Can Godlike overcome the greatest force ever seen? No, it's not the Wise Men. No, it's not the WEAPONs. No, it's not the Iseria Queen hopped up on Golden Eggs with PMS after seeing her MasterCard bill. It is the most fearsome team ever created.
Leading the team is Teta Hyral, who can never ever be killed! That's because she's Always: Dead! The Slayer of Blue is truly a force to quake at. Can Godlike stand against the horror that is Teta Hyral?
Then comes the twin terrors of Melbu Frahma and Evil Gaia. Both bring their massive HP to this match, along with their fearsome powers to turn into big ugly things! Not to mention that they both have bad taste in women, with Evil Gaia eating Leen and Melbu wanting Shana! Can Godlike stand the disgust these two will inflict on them?
Ramus comes next, with his incredible money-making skillz! Too bad that they're not battle skillz! Still, the opponents will fall over with laughter looking at him, which may bring this rotund little merchant some kills!
Finally, comes Selphie Tilmitt, the SeeD. SeeD of what is unknown, but it's safe to say that it's a sugar plant. Yes, Selphie's been dipping into the sugar, and even now she's twitching, jumping up and down, and saying "I like trains!" at light-speed! Godlike will be hard pressed to actually look at her and fight.
All this, of course, will be judged by the only man who can stand it. The one, the only, HAMMER!
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Poppy
Comments:Certainly, Team Terror would be wasted by only a few of the godlikes (Unless it was Lezard. >.>). So what stops them from being utterly crushed by the full roster of them?
Simple. All of godlike can't possibly work as a team in combat. There heroes will refuse to work with the villains, and vice versa. A fight will break out, and soon godlike will maul itself. The godlike fighters who weren't represented in the picture for this match will also be attacking those who got that honor. Speaking of which, I need to take a trip to Mexico.
>.>
<.<
Anyway, Ryus will clash, fighters will seek revenge for past defeats, Riou and Jowy will make out uncontrollably on the arena floor, and in general, all hell will break loose. However, Selphie, Ramus, and Melbu will all get caught in the crossfire. In the end, Indalecio will triumph over the rest of godlike. This leaves it a battle...a battle between Indalecio, one of the most feared bosses ever, and Evil Gaia, the most PWNAGE of all Grandia bosses. Wait...did I just say PWNAGE? OH NOS! If I knew a damn thing about music, I would state some song here, but as it is, Jogurt came into the arena. Amid the screams of terror and the cries of children, Indalecio laughed for a second or two before being utterly destroyed by Jogurt, because, as numerous matches have shown us, uber-crappy characters > incredibly overpowered ones. This left Jogurt and Evil Gaia, and even though the match was technically over, for some reason or another, the fate of the world hung in the balance. It was a close and epic battle, with lots of special effects ripped off from popular movies, but in the end, Jogurt triumphed, as he is the original, and the greatest of PWNAGE. At that moment, Teta Hyral, who had been shot up into the air, fell down on Jogurt. Teta falling may have been enough damage to kill Blue, but Jogurt has the awesome power of the Jogurt helmet. Teta bounced harmlessly off of the helmet. So, in the end, Team Terror technically won, but Jogurt was the true victor, in the hearts and minds of the people. And thus, Jogurt moved one step closer to world domination...
Terror: 13
Godlike: 10
Unoriginal
At one end of the arena stood the assembled ranks of Godlike. Some were happy to be in the spotlight, others looked ashamed at having to be a part of this specticle, and a couple were laughing in sadistic glee. At the other end of the arena stood the self-proclaimed Team Terror, most of whom had a look of slowly dawning horror as they realized that they were in *way* over their heads. As the bell rang, and the screaming fans prepared for the inevitable slaughter, a small figure ran into the arena. Jogurt, enraged at being snubbed from Team Terror, ran over to the closest Team Terror member, Ramus, and kicked him in the knee...
...Dealing 1 point of damage...
...And causing Hammer to call the match in favor of Team Terror, due to outside interference.
Team Terror, knowing not to look a gift horse in the mouth, ran out of the arena, closely followed by Hammer who rightly feared retribution for the call. Jogurt, on the other hand, was so wrapped up in smug self-satisfaction at chasing off the so called Team Terror that he failed to notice the sounds of several dozen knuckles being cracked simultaneously.
Jogurt, needless to say, was about to have a really, *really* bad day.
MeepleLard
There is a simple equation to this:
No matter HOW Strong someone is, they can't deny how good money sounds. Well, lucky for Team Terror, they have Ramus on their side, and Teta being part of the Beoulve Family kind of, also has her fair share in money. And Chances are, Melbu Frahma has a chance to creat money out of nowhere. That, and Selphie's Limit is Slots, so she keeps playing them til she wins the jack pot.
After a week of Accummulating Money, they give it all to Ramus, who has some sneaky strategies to distribute enough to each God Like so they won't fight, and ultimaltly, win by default.
This just proves that the greatest power in the world is the power of Bribery!
Sir Alex
This Puny team has no cool value. It doesn't even have shock value. Cause it's not a puny team. Selphie's on it. Godlike wins even if they die.
metroid composite
Necron used Neutron Ring on Selphie.
"Disqualified!" Hammer Yelled, "You didn't say 'did you witness my mad SKILLZ?!' Revive that girl and get this cheater off the battlefield."
Kefka used Havok Wing on Selphie, exclaiming "Ha ha ha!"
"Disqualified!" Hammer Yelled, "You didn't say 'did you witness my mad SKILZ?!' Revive the girl again and get this clown out of here"
Evil Gaia used Poizn on Ashley. It hit, but the ref remained strangely silent.
"Sub!" Freya yelled, and walked over to the Ref. "Now see here, Hammer! If you're going to impose a requirement, at least impose it on BOTH teams."
"I am. Those were most certainly NOT mad SKILLZ"
"Oh, but those skillz were as mad as Evil Gaia skillz get. Come now mr ref, I'm sure you want to get on my good side," she said, batting her eyelashes at him.
At this very moment Jelanda (who had subbed in in for Freya without even a chance to change her equipment or spells) launched into a Celestial Star...killing every last member of team Terror. Without thinking she added on her usual "THERE. Did you witness my power?"
Hammer paused for a moment, then shrugged and said "Close enough" and yelled out "Team Godlike is the winner". "Now..." he continued in a quieter voice, "about that 'good side' of yours...."
"Oh yes," Freya said, "It's very holy and pure and clean." and noticing Hammer still staring at her "...Did you want to be cleansed mr. Hammer?"
"Oh yes. I think I would like that very much."
"Well if you insist...."
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