Season 37, Week 3
Lambda Zellweger
(Wild ARMs 4)
 
Victory tastes sweet, and Lambda's all-seeing, tear-filled eyes predict another win very soon. The Vile Tribe sister he faces next may be able to strike him down in a single blow, but that's only if she can land said blow. For all her strength, Royce has the speed of a one-legged turtle climbing up a mountain, which means that the insanely fast Brionac leader will have struck her a multitude of times before she could even attempt to hit him. And 'attempt' is all she could do as, unlike a certain fortune teller, Lambda's clairvoyant abilities actually work, and the few attacks she throw will be easily foretold and avoided. Meanwhile, she has no way to protect herself as the magical Claimh Solais: Type R strikes her weaker defense and quickly whittles her down. Lambda's victory is assured, and one doesn't need to be a psychic to see this.

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After disposing of an inconvenient potato bag, the Vile Tribe dynamo expects someone far more appealing to her wiles and tastes. And, while Lambda Zellwegger, the leader of Brionac, may not be the ideal man to subjugate, he does have a certain juvenile charm that puts him ahead of her last prey, Orlandu. Regardless of such quaint affairs, though, the sorceress has quite a package to deal with - after all, Lambda's Blue Destiny and his kneebreaking speed can make him quite annoying to land a blow upon. However, a single successful blow from Royce will make the whip-lambasting idealist crumble into dust, and her incredible durability will let her stave off Lambda's subpar offense long enough for Blue Destiny to falter. Lambda may have a seeing eye, but only the Vile Tribe can back up their oracle backgrounds with true power.


Orson Carola
Ahhh so simple, all Royce needs to do to win is hit Lambda...too bad this is what happened during the match:

Lambda: Attack
Lambda: Attack
Lambda: Attack
Royce: Shot Lancer (Blue Destiny dodges)
Lambda: Attack
Lambda: Attack
Lambda: Attack
Royce: Flame Bird (Blue Destiny dodges)
Lambda: Attack
Lambda: Attack
Lambda: Attack
Royce: Gone

You can now find Royce cursing about how she A) can't incorporate her fortune-telling into her matches, and B) is slow like a slug in molasses in January.

Lambda Zellweger: 34
Royce: 28