Season 37, Week 2
Mallow
(Super Mario RPG)
 
Crybaby, pansy prince, cowering cloud? Even winning a Light Championship all those seasons ago, Mallow still can't get any respect in this Duelling League! Well, that's all going to change this season - hopefully - and the klutzy Chosen Colette is a fine start. The pitiful little blonde can buff and swing her hoops all she likes, but Mallow ain't losing this time around! What can she do in the face of his powerful symbol strikes and healing rain? Nothing, at best. You just wait, this time Mallow's going to Middle to win, and don't you dare try to stop him!

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The Chosen of Sylvarant, pitted against a giant marshmallow. Doesn’t sound like much of a match, does it? Colette’s return to the DL arena will be a triumphant one, with her angelic powers and razor-sharp loops being more than a match for anything Mallow can throw at her. His healing won’t do him much good once the lovable clutzy blonde uses her damage-boosting Holy Song and unleashes her deadly hoop assault. Considering all the hardships this young girl has undergone, handling a marshmallow will be a welcome treat for a change.


SageAcrin
A silly, klutzy girl.

A giant marshmallow.

This can't go well.

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"Belvedere!" Colette said happily, patting Mallow on the head.

"I'm...not a dog..." Mallow said, shifting his feet uneasily.

"C'mon, Belvedere! Fetch the stick!" Colette called out happily, throwing a stick out into the arena.

"...I'm not..." "Go on! Fetch! I'll give you a treat if you-" "I'm-" "Okay, Sit! Si-" "I'M NOT A DOG! Mallow bellowed, smashing Colette upside both sides of her head with his Sonic Cymbals.

The net effect was remarkable. She teetered slightly, and fell directly on Mallow.

Mallow woke up two days later.

On the bright side, Mallow's assault seems to have had some effect-now Colette thinks everyone is a dog.

Granted, how much effect the Cymbal blast had there is up for debate, but, with Colette now stumbling and muttering happily about strange looking puppies, one thing is sure.

Colette, predictably, has found yet another way to trip.

Mallow: 29
Colette Brunel: 30