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Ah, a Chrono Cross fighter in Light. Does it get any more standard procedure than that? Improbable. So, what could possibly be done to spice this match up a little bit, hmm? Ooh, how about a Chrono Cross character winning in Light? Yeah, it can happen. And Draggy is just the man... er, dragon, to do it. Especially when he's up against some failure of a geriatric ninja, completely lacking in all the standard ninja tricks and mystique. No cool ninjitsu skills, no awesome ninja dodging fireworks, not even any cool ninja statuses to throw - NOTHING. All Frank can do is bring on a purely physical fight, and quite frankly, that's one thing that little Draggy here is just plain better at. Here's hoping the crowd likes their ninja to be Extra Crispy instead of plainly aged, for Draggy certainly prefers the roasted variant. |
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The Brazilian Ninja who secretly guards the States behind the scenes is ready to explode onto the stage with a flashy display of ANCIENT NINJA SECRETS! Come on, ask the Ninja anything! Will Draggy stand a chance against Frank Goldfinger? The answer is a resounding NO! Prepare to be dazzled as Frank decimates this puny dragon in perfect Ninja fashion! While Frank might be slower than the average Ninja, rest assured that he holds all the other cards in this battle. Relying on the power of his shish-kebab sword, Frank's Ninja skills will surely prove more than Draggy can handle, and, should the lizard take to the skies, a well-placed Ninja Star will down him in an instant. With greater resilience than the average Ninja, Frank can take any heat that this dragon dishes out, and secure himself a well-earned Ninja victory! |
SageAcrin Ah, a DRAGON! Old FRANK would SLAY the dragon, and bring peace to the world! Yes, Brazeel's finest ninja would ride in on a white horse, unsheath his mighty blade, and cut down the foolish lizard! --- "Where IS the fiendish dragon!?" Frank yelled, dangerously brandishing a sword he had no real clue how to use and nearly getting thrown, repeatedly, from his rather docile horse, as he charged about the arena. "Should we tell him Draggy's asleep, right behind him, on the horse?" Alicia asked curiously, as she watched Frank trot around the arena, the oblivious dragon happily curled up on a comfortable perch. Having been told to expect a ninja, naturally Draggy thought nothing else of the matter. "Hell no." Shania answered, a slight glimmering of a smile on her face. Ultimately, it took eight hours for Frank to give up his search-an impressive search indeed, considering he never left the arena-and finally take a siesta over against a arena wall. A puzzled Draggy, waking up a few hours later, simply left. No ninjas, no match. Or so he thought. Sadly, this counted as throwing the match-a fact that thoroughly confused the poor dragon when he was later informed about it. On the upside, Draggy now has a magnificent white horse, that decided to follow him home rather than put up with the antics of the ninja. It makes a good bed, anyways. Also on the upside, everyone else got to doodle on Frank's face, while he slept. Sadly, he woke up when people were breaking out the tattoo needles, though. Draggy: 18 |
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