Season 36, Week 2
Auron
(Final Fantasy X)
 
The legendary Guardian Auron vs. the legendary lecherous king. What better showcase of justice than for the greatest Guardian the world of Spira has ever seen to smite the foul King and his evil thoughts? With the legendary Masamune in hand, Auron's going to teach the little twerp a hard lesson in how real men fight. Edgar's a slow king, so Auron's initiative strike will turn the battle easily around in his favour. With a deadly Break, Auron can reduce Edgar's offensive capabilities to nothing, and with his plethora of shiny bracers, Auron can guard against the worst of Edgar's tools. A single Shooting Star will send Edgar flying out of the arena, marking another victory for the great Guardian Auron!

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Edgar Roni Figaro. The stylish, charming, handsome and beloved king of Figaro. He has all the qualities that all the ladies love (even if they pretend not to). Not that he’ll need it for his newest exploits in the DL Arena. Jack van Burace bested the young king once with his quickdrawing skills, but that won’t happen now! Auron, this is the time to choose! Die and be free of your pain or… man, Auron may be a great inspirational speaker, but his duelling prowess is limited in the face of Noiseblaster and/or a good ol’ fashioned Chainsaw. A quick but painful death should come to the Unsent guardian no matter the method chosen by Edgar, and he shall avenge his earlier embarrassment. Now, a toast for Figaro - and its lovely women!


Dunefar
There's one thing to remember - old men have bad teeth. Edgar has a big drill. Really, what happens next is logical; Dentist Mode Edgar wins the day. What, you don't believe me? Would YOU stay to fight Edgar if his drill was coming after your pearly whites?

Didn't think so.

Auron: 34
Edgar Roni Figaro: 63

Mathias
Edgar's Drill will penetrate anything for max damage. Even already dead heroes.

jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Auron is getting ready for his match, Titus ask: So your facing this "King" huh?

Auron: Hehehehehe, is he a king?

Tidus: Oh enough with your kryptic stuff! It was annoying back at "Am I running away" and it's annoying now!

Auron: Hehehehehe, I still see you have alot to learn, where's my masamune?

Wakka: Over here, ya?

Auron: Thanks

meanwhile back at Edgars place...

Terra: You've learned Ultima right?

Edgar: Nope, Ragnarok's my sword, I've got Marvel shoes to help me in this match.

Locke: Don't get cocky in that ring, he's pretty tough.

Edgar: Oooooh! Look at me I'm Auron! Terra, can I borrow your Paladin shield?

Terra: sure.

Edgar: Yeah! With my evade % THIS high, theres no way in hell that Auron would stand a chance against me!

(In the ring)

Auron methodically walks to the ring, drinks from his jug of water and spits it out.

Edgar: Yeah, like that's supposed to intimidate me!

Auron: Was I trying to intimidate you?

Edgar: Umm, can we just get on with it?

Auron: You bet... (Edgar get's the first shot in, then flare was cast.)

Auron: Hehehehe, not bad, but you've unlocked my overdrive Tornado. (Auron does his Tornado overdrive)

Edgar: Ahhhhh........

Announcers: And it looks like Aurons the winner!

Tidus: Yeah I knew you can do it! Way to go Auron!

Wakka: Your going to win the heavy championships, ya?

Rikku: I could have put him away faster!!!

Auron: hehehehe, I don't think so...