Season 36, Week 1
Funguy
(Chrono Cross)
 
You know it's bad when you're a walking, talking fungus and still not the biggest parasite in the room. While Funguy may be made of mushroom, it's Algus who is the real fungus here. Lording his rank - an accident of birth - over good people, leeching prestige off his other noble 'friends', the squire from Limberry is nothing short of detestable, and it's up to the mushroom-man to put him down. Thankfully, Algus is as pathetic a fighter as he is as a human being, so it won't take but a few axe whacks and maybe some Spore Clouds and Myconoids to finish this fight.

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How dare a commoner challenge a noble! And not just a mere commoner, but an unholy, god-forsaken mushroom-man-freak at that! Truly, such filth as this deserves nothing more than the cleansing power of death. The only question is how to go about it. Should Algus go for swords and armor breaks? Or should he arm himself with bow, arrows and auto-potions? Bah, no matter. Either method will do just fine against trash such as this. Yes...killing this monster will be justifiable homicide. ...No, not even that. Killing this monster will be justifiable fungicide!


Taishyr
It was kinda easy to tell who would win the match from the start.

Both duelists entered high.

Both duelists left higher, after they tried to hit on Raquel.

The duo did a nice Team Rocket impression, too.

Then again, what should be expected from a living mushroom and an angsty temp?

...wait. Who won? Eh, Arnaud decided it on coinflip. The result was heads, which meant...

Funguy: 40
Algus Sadalfas: 49