Season 35, Week 3
Nate Nanjo
(Persona)
 
Hmph, another unworthy opponent to face the heir of the Nanjo family. This week, Nate will face a weird opponent - the self-centered and incredibly bizzare Kuja. The crossdressing Genome has access to one ability that pierces his magical immunity, Flare Star, but Nate isn't terribly concerned about it. He has the ability to fully heal himself for ages, so even if Kuja uses that ability, Nate will just shrug it off and resume fighting once he's healed. Beyond that, Kuja can't even harm him at all, so what does Nate have to worry about? Nothing, really - which will make for an unsurprisingly easy fight for Nate Nanjo. Nice try, Kuja, but you won't be taking out a second Persona user!

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Ah, that Nanjo-boy, always so busy in his precious studio to the point that he doesn't take time to appreciate the finer things in life. 'Tis but a pity, for the true master of Terra, Kuja, is simply... fabulous. Woo! But any true rich megalomaniac should know that good looks and impeccable taste go only so far - and that lowly henchmen will never do as good a job as a truly refined, superior specimen. Of course, Nanjo-boy will hardly put up a fight worthy of Kuja's marvelous talents. He might have his precious butler and his magical shields, but what use is that against the power of unblockable Flare Star? Oh, it will be a thrilling evening, a perfect opportunity to spice up Kuja's life!


SageAcrin
A sarcastic, rich young man.

A man whose ego is so frail that the method of his birth largely shattered him mentally, and learning that he was soon to die led him to blow up everything, ever.

There was never a good way this could end.

Or was there?

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"..." Ellen glared sternly at Nate, as he rushed out of the flaming arena.

"Oh, come on." Nate said, shrugging. "It was worth it."

"Did you have to call him a psychopathic tranvestite with delusions of grandeur and daddy issues?...yes, of course you did. Never mind." Ellen said, sighing. "Did you have to get all the spectators killed?"

Nate silently pointed to a nearby poster, which announced that it would be Open Mic Night for all Duelling League Kareoke fans, and that anyone that watched the match would be able to participate free.

"...is that why Farleen was in there? I could hear her halfway across the arena." "And Precis, and far too many other people." Nate agreed.

"...How did you just manage morally correct insitement to riot and mass murder?" Ellen said, wonderingly.

"Well, it isn't that moral." Nate shrugged. "I had the arena insured before the match. I only made a small profit; You'd be amazed how much they charge for that. But still."

"Oh. At least there was some fraud in there." Ellen breathed a relieved sigh.

Nate Nanjo: 29
Kuja: 37