Movies for Gamers who like Movies: Armageddon
~DomaDragoon

Etna: Oh no! A giant asteroid is set to collide with the DL Arena!

Laharl: You complain when I train, you complain when I don't train...make up your mind, woman!

Etna: The only solution? Blow it up from the inside by drilling to the core!

KOS-MOS: Drilling and explosions: two things I am programmed for.

Etna: Love blossoms below while terror reigns on high.

chaos: Watch the animal cracker as it traverses...um, the endless flatlands.

Flonne: Hey!

Etna: Watch out, meteor, Etna and the Elsa are coming for you!

Etna: In Secret Astronaut Etna Episode 16: Earth-Shattering Kaboom!

Etna: With Etna at the wheel, the destination is adventure!

Capt. Matthews: Hey! Who said you could fly my ship?!
  • That rock done blowed up good
  • The apocalypse is upon us

SageAcrin
Etna: Flying through the depths of space, the Mobile Fortress Pringer Delphinus searches for the desire of our hearts!

Prinny: Love?

Etna: Have you had a head injury?

Prinny: Well, you did kick me all those ti-ow!

Etna: But look, there! It's the Super Hyper Sugary Love Space Station Flonne!

Laharl: Are you sure that's not a doughnut with wires attached?

Gordon: I could go for a doughnut right now!

Etna: The last bastion of humanity, the only hope for the world...and the greatest source of loot in the solar system! Ruled by the greatest tyrant ever, the vicious Space Queen Flonne!

Flonne: That photo's faked! I'd never wear a thong like that! Never!!!

Etna: Will our heroes manage to wrest the goods away from the dark lord!?

Lamington: Not if Angelizac Omega, the ultimate super robot, can help it!

Etna: In Episode 17: Earth Debris Space Pirate Etna! She'll steal the clothes from your back!

Gordon: And our hearts!

Flonne: She isn't kidding, look at the picture she took of me.

Laharl: Wait a moment. Weren't we going to make sure Earth didn't explode?

Etna: Shh. It wasn't as profitable.

Success: 33
Armageddon: 35

Gatewalker
Lemme get this straight, you're asking if Etna CAN'T manage to blow something up? Alright, that's amusing. Just remember who she is for a second. Etna. A gleefully murderous and destructive demoness. Who has the Prinny Squad at her disposal.

Remember the Prinnies? Those funny little penguins that *explode*? Yeah, if a bunch of amusing but ultimately mundane drillers can pull this off, then a destruction minded demon with an army of exploding waterfoul can manage it juuuust fine.

That rock done blowed up REAL good.

Browbeat
... Now dat dere's a fine-lookin' picture! Ooh, dey's gunna fly that shiny ship all da way in dat big moon-rock-thingy an' it'll be all 'BOOM!' An' the purdy blue-haired lady'll have a shower scene, an' th' girly-lookin' albino boy'll suffer from uh... Whatchucallit... Oh yeah, dimentia! Boy, I sure like that there captain, with 'iz 'Boozehound' hat, I like dat... An what's wiv' da red-headed boy?... He lookin' kinda...



It'd be a cult classic, surely.

DjinnAndTonic
This is awesome, I demand more Etna episode preview-themed bonus matches. Cookies for anyone for writes more of these!