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Bowser and his mighty claws were no match for Edge's finesse and general asskickery. After four hilarious (albeit unsuccessful) and pain-filled attempts to string two wins together, Edge has done it. Handling this Suikoden spear-wielding upstart? Pfft. A healer with status magic isn't Edge's favorite thing to fight, but this little girl has no more way to block his status claws than she does to handle his overwhelming speed. A slight scratch with the Catclaw will put her down, and Edge's Fumas will finish her off with nary an effort. It's time for Middle's most underranked fighter to put his sad history behind him and embrace an incredibly overdue championship. Pity the poor little Dragon Girl that gets in his way. |
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As an attractive young woman, Sharon has much to fear from Edge. Luckily for Sharon, his fighting prowess isn't amongst such. The dragon knight's impressive defense, alongside the Shield Protect and Repel skills, should help her shrug off Edge's physicals and avoid those pesky status claws. She can also heal away the damage of Edge's Fuma shurikens and magic - rather convenient. And, hitting Edge's pathetic magic defense and even putting the Ninja to sleep herself, she's all but set. Only three things stand in Sharon's way; Edge putting her to sleep, Edge charming her with his claws, and Edge charming her with his personality. None of these seem really likely. |
superaielman Orlandu looked at the arena and grimmaced. It was worse than the last fight. Sharon had barely gotten to the ring before being torn apart by Edge's growing army of women. The cry of 'death to perversion' had become ever present in the arena. Thankfully Orlandu's underlings had gotten to the heart of the matter. "A neat trick, certainly. By all reports he's incited the women so much that they blindly follow his orders. Even to the point of tearing other women apart who he claims are perverts." "How did he get them to tear Sharon up, Jin? She's pretty obviously female." "Easy. He claimed she was a tranny working under Futch. As it's Suikoden, everyone bought it." "Sigh. The boy goes too far as usual. Though it gives me an idea.. Elena won this week, correct? Set up a meeting with her and Millenia as soon as possible. I think I have a way to derail Edge's plans for good." Edge Eblan: 57 |
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