Season 34, Week 1
Bowser Koopa
(Super Mario RPG)
 
So they want a piece of the great Bowser, huh? Well, then let them have it! By demand of his adoring public, the Koopa King returns to the arena, and this time he’s not going to let some little mage girl stop his rampage before he takes the gold. And who do we have here? Why, it’s some little mage girl! She may not be Lilka, but his heinous highness will be more than happy to beat her into a pulp anyway. Not like it will take long. One Terrorize later and he can just pound her until she runs out of healing or just gives in to the inevitable. Maybe he can kidnap her after the match and show all these upstart villains how they did things back in the golden days of gaming. Bwahaha! Oh yes, cower in fear minions, the terrible turtle has returned!

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Although Lieza's efforts to tame the Holy Dragon Reis were in vain, her success in Light brought payoffs. In one of the most suprising twists in recent DL seasons, the two healers from Arc the Lad Collection captured back to back Light titles in exciting runs from start to finish. And now, Lieza faces off against a former Light finalist in Bowser Koopa, one of the most legendary fighters in RPGdom. The bad-mannered, Princess-stealing, scaly lizardy is just the challenge she needs. A little whipping will fix his bad manners, and healing's just the thing to run the loudmouthed leader of the Koopas out of FP in a hurry. She's going to do what Mario never could- put Bowser Koopa down for the count the first time she encounters him.


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Lieza, the monster tamer.

Bowser, king of the Koopa, a race of turtles. The greatest of monsters. Or at least one of the most noble. Well, maybe just hard to kill.

There was no other way this could end, really.

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"Yeah, and bring me some snacks, too!" Bowser called out, snapping his fingers. "Oh, and we're going up to Mother what'shername's and teaching me Invincible tomorrow! Gyahahahaha!"

"Um, sure." Lieza said timidly, as she rushed into the kitchen.

"...Didn't Lieza win that match?" Elc said, frowning at the scene.

"Not...really." Shu shrugged. "She Ravished him alright, but you've seen how much a dog can push her around...well, he sort of got her to leave the arena first."

"She's bad with pets." Elc agreed with a sigh.

Bowser Koopa: 41
Lieza: 27