Season 33, Week 3
Albel Nox
(Star Ocean: Till the End of Time)
 
Draining Slade dry was insultingly hard - and quite a shock for Albel. Vampiric Flash's brutality shouldn't be slowed down by the pathetic wriggling of a rat. However, it certainly won't be slowed down any by the maggot-like crawling of this ridiculous dog who dares put himself in the bloody path of Albel, the Wicked! A simple matter of world-class swordsmanship and speedy bladework will make extremely short work of 'Sir' Leopold, as it should do to anything else. This stupid doglike maggot has no way around Albel's near limitless healing, nor any way to break his excellent defenses. Hahahaha, what's next? A ninja cat? It doesn't matter - the result will be the same - Albel claiming victory over maggots.

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One by one, the dogs have fallen. Koichi, Kogoro... even Bow, who can actually beat people notably stronger than Jogurt. Incensed at the defeat of his comrades, Sir Leopold is driven to smash the puny Heavies even harder than he previously intended! Few can stand up to the demon dog with his incredible durability and crushing criticals, and a whiny swordsman with the dubious name of Albel Nox certainly isn't among said few. The wretched Elicoorian can play his drain game all he likes, but it's in for a rude disruption when Sir Leopold lands one of his punishing criticals, or knocks Albel off his feet with an intimidating scream. Albel barely squeaked past a rat last week; now, he shall face the Wrath of Dog.


Monkeyfinger
Wow, this is totally one sided! Albel is wicked badass! (See what I did there?) With his incredible swordsmanship, futuristic energy emitting claw, and unmatched killer instinct, no random animal can stand up to him, as Slade's dead body shows. Wow! Albel's gonna beat EVERYBODY and dominate godlike! Who can stand up to -

*SLASH*

*THUD*

"Aaaaaaaaagh!" bellowed Albel. "Why do people this loud and thickheaded and worthless have to be my biggest fans? This is completely beneath me! It makes me look like a fool! I don't deserve this! I---"

Albel's rant was cut off by the booming voice of the arena announcer. "And the winner of this match, by ringout, Sir Leopold!" Albel glanced back into the ring from his position in the stands to see Leopold nonchalantly sunning himself.

Albel screamed incoherently while slashing and stabbing the dead body of his fanboy until he collapsed from exhaustion.

Albel Nox: 34
Sir Leopold: 39

jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
While Sir Leopolds no pushover, he simply can't withstand an attack from Albel, especially a New Game + Albel with his extra abilities, not that he'd need it, but for a 17th century Earth-equivalent fighting roughly the same time period theoretically it should be even, however having experience against futuristic robots, and making mincemeat of many of the Vandeeni and 4-D beings does Leopold really stand a chance? Albel is in Heavy... Miguel is in Godlike, I see a problem with that as it's cutting Albel short, big time, he should win this division title without a problem.

tehexile@gmail.com
GO ALBEL!!!!!!