Season 33, Week 1
Reis Dular
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
In a Light field as devastatingly bad as Season 33’s, even mediocre duellers can hope to rise to the top and seize a championship. And the Holy Dragon Reis plans on doing exactly that! At first glance you might find Reis to be a weak dragon...girl, and while this is probably the truth, her foe has it worse - after all, it’s Palmer! Anyone would be glad to breathe flames on this lying Shin-Ra scoundrel, and Reis actually has the ability to do so! And with his "famous" damage, she doesn't have to worry about getting killed before he's well-done. Reis has the upper claw here, and once she wins, there will be assuredly be another fearsome match awaiting her.

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Bring out extra lard for the tea, because Palmer is coming over for dinner! Or so Palmer wishes, but earning some long overdue respect in the DL would be just as good. His hypnotic jiggle and potent Mako Gun must first fell the dragon-girl Reis, and it will by far be his biggest challenge to date. While her "bracelet" attacks are a grave threat, Palmer will have no trouble deflecting them with his impressive bulk, a feat the young lady can hardly reciprocate. So with a juke here, a dodge there, and a blast of flamey lightningy icy doom everywhere else, Palmer will secure sweet victory at long last, and climb ever closer to the juicy fruits at the top of the corporate ladder.


Lurking Registered User
Did you know that Reis, despite growing up in a medieval fantasy world, is also a competent truck driver?

Well, she isn't. But being run over by the Divine Dragon -conveniently Tamed by Reis before the match- hurts even more.

Reis Dular: 70
Palmer: 21

maelstorm_ff@hotmail.com
Reis has to let go of her dragon skills to formulate an effective strategy against Palmer.

And that is driving a big bad truck straight into the arena.

The fat tub o' lard ran away upon seeing the object of his new-found trauma.