Before Sephiroth and Kefka, there was one demon. A demon so committed to committing hideous acts of evil, that he was willing to destroy time itself to complete his foul goals. Chaos is as skilled at killing gods as he is destroying Light Warriors, thanks to this. Myria's so called 'impressive' physical attacks are just the thing to bounce off of Chaos' massive defenses. Cure 4 will give the vaunted leader of the fiends enough time to shave through even Myria's impressive store of hit points. Glory be to those who master time, and Chaos is about to dish out a beating that shall be engraved into the memory of time itself!
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The littlest goddess has come far yet again. Myria’s (sometimes) cute exterior may be an attraction for the likes of Albedo (at times), but few (if any) can stand in the way of this lady deity and come out alive. Chaos... is definitely not one of those few elite. His precious defenses will mean little before either of her forms' powerful attacks. The infrequent Cure 4 will only serve to prolong his suffering... assuming that he can even live long enough to cast it. The perpetual opponent of the Dragon Clan is simply better in a slugfest. That basic fact will spell the end of this time-traveling, inferior final boss.
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So lets look at Myria's impressive track record of losses so far
Her first loss was against Menardi... a now Heavy who is widly regarded as the worst godlike*at the least the worst one to actually win* of all time *here that Geship it ain't Serge so don't feel to bad*
After that she lost to Fou-Lu... well its Fou-Lu probally the best thing God like has to offer still Myria could probally take him
Next up Ryu IV... who is by far weaker then Ryu III which Myria has beaten multiple times... hmmmm Well thats contriverstial
Now fallowing that up She lost to some Ellen person I've never heard of... yep that ellen person has a crappy record yet another interesting loss for the goddess
and last but not least Loki... Again Loki yes you heard me well Loki lost to Orlandu whom Myria man handled... then again Loki may have been on a
*the disembodied head of Chaos hits the window of the Narrarotor box*
What I didn't say Myria was gonna lose did I, No No No nothing is gonna stop Myria from being the first to win that Fourth crown nothing I just felt a history lesson of the first 4 time god like champ would be appropriate in this situation
Chaos: 37
Myria: 43
legendaryflyingfailure
Chaos is basically a massive rampaging ball of death. Except not so much a BALL as a demon that is hell bent (pun intended) on destroying just about everything. Similarly, Myria is also a raging demonic compilation of things (mostly tentacles) that cause pain in increments that break several laws of time, space, and physics. Both have hit point totals that must be written in scientific notation. Both scoff at the idea of destroying mere GALAXIES. Chaos however is at a distinct disadvantage because he is Garland. First and foremost, anyone named after a Christmas decoration is automaticaly an idiot. Second, Myria among other things is a GodESS. She is a woman and therefore is succeptable to certain advantages in a fight at certain times of the month. The fight was over in less than a minute. As the pieces of Chaos that weren't charbroiled to the walls and several spectators rained from the sky, Yuri, irate at the amount of money he had paid for front row seats, For-everyoned the ticket booth to get his money back. Ryu the second stood immobilized as a dark stain spread down the front of his pants. Kefka laughed hysterically at the peice of kidney that was stuck to Ghaleon's right arm and the eyeball stuck to his face. Locke and Celes who had also gotten front row seats (for thier anniversary) were found very daised several miles away having been sent abruptly into the stratosphere by a nearby explosion. It took several minutes for the judges to call the match in Myria's favor on account of a sudden neccesary wardrobe change. After the damage was cleared and everyone else had gone home, Dagger approached Myria with an arrangement in mind. Dagger is now Myria's best friend in the entire world. And Zidane has not cheated on her once since the match. Although Chaos had many friends who sent him gifts in the hospital all of these were stolen by Thief who seeing as Chaos could only eat through a straw-elected to leave him the bag of jaw breakers that incidentally were sent from Myria as an appology.
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No, I don't scale bosses.
Yes, Chaos' HP are *JUST THAT BAD.*
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And Chaos, knowing that he'd have by far the toughest match of his life against Luther, had to DESPERATELY find an effective strategy, he thought to himself "If I can transform into Garland, why not Fayt?" So he transformed into someone FAAAR more powerful then himself "I will take on the identity of Fayt, complete with a Levantine" Luther entered the arena, thinking "This is going to be cake, that DL championship is a lock for me! Looks like an easy day" Then walks in disguised Chaos as Fayt "Looks like your going to be facing me today! Chaos couldnt make it and I'm filling in!" Luther, thinking to himself "But.. But... This doesnt make any sense! Wheres Chaos!"
Fayt: (raises for ethereal blast)
Luther: Ahhhhhhh! THATS IT! I resign!
Fayt: (reverts back to Chaos:
Chaos: Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Fooled you!
Luther: (sinks head) Hmph, of all the cheap tricks.
But, that was last week, Myria and Chaos go at it this week. But transforming into Fayt Myria would see through as everyone knew Chaos had to transform into someone far more powerful then himself to win, but no transformations here, that strategies dead.
Myria: So, your trick in the last round got you this far, but your simply no match for me.
Chaos: Hah! I won my last round without having to do a single attack, but I've raised my stat's considerably by having someone cast stat boosters on me. and (Before Myria could blink she was hit 100 times)
Myria: How...How...?
Chaos: Haha! This is too fun! Fast was cast on me like sooo many times! I win! Woooooo!
Luther (watching from the stands): Hmph, what a cheap moron! That wouldve been my title if I wasnt stupid enough to fall for that illusion...
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