Season 32, Week 1
Sid
(Suikoden II)
 
He He He. Crawling out of the sewer to frighten and creep up on your Light season is Sid! Not quite a man of action, he enjoys a good nap. Much like fellow Suikoden contender Juan, Sid's Waking Rune keeps him napping during the start of battle. Of course, when finally roused from this restful slumber, he'll be out for blood. Mogay blood. Guido may be a true blue trader, but accompanying a kid like Justin for a short while doesn't mean he's ready for the arena, and Sid's capable of proving this quite painfully. If the mere sight of Sid doesn't make Guido run from the ring in fright, Sid's spear certainly will. All in all, this will surely make for a great premier in the DL for this Winger sewer urchin.

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Mogay power! Guido's battle against the sleeping Sid this week will be an excellent returning battle for Guido: Guido's capabilities are more than the Winger can handle, and a perfect warmup for future matches! Armed with an Assassin's Dagger, a Shocking Knife, or a Poisoned Knife Guido can assault the sleeping Sid with a variety of painful status including instant death, paralysis or poison. With Power Up, Guido can boost himself to the point where not even Sid's Waking Rune will allow him to match the mighty Mogay. With his patented Mogay Bomb, Guido can assure that Sid never gets a hit in, and a finishing Mogay Shot will end Sid's Light appearance before it even begins.


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Everyone came to say they sucked.

To laugh, to jeer, to mock as they walked in, to throw tomatoes(Tomato sales were only outdone on this day by rotten tomato, watermelon, and "Brahne Gone Wild!" calendars.), to join in on the fun.

But they aren't laughing now.

You know why?

Because they're all dead!

The shadows crept in and stole their very souls, rendering them horrific, lifeless beings. Their masters? Those they came to mock. The very same. The true rulers of the underworld, the greatest threat the world had ever known, had been sitting there. Right under their noses.

Yes, Grand Overlord Sid and his trecherous right-hand man Guido will soon rule over all!

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"...Why can't you just tell it how it actually happened for once?" Chaco asked. "You won this time."

"...CHAAAAAAACOOOOOOOO!" Sid said.

Chaco ran out of the room screaming.

"Besides, it's just not as much fun to say I won using the Hidden Art of Watermelon Heavenly Punishment Dual Wielding Endless Blade Crusher to decapitate Guido." Sid sighed to the empty room. "That art should never have been released from it's seal."

Sid: 38
Guido: 26