Season 32, Week 1
Zio
(Phantasy Star 4)
 
Zio's had something of a tough time in recent seasons. From beating future Godlike champion Luca Blight to becoming first round fodder's a long, painful drop. Fighting Chaos gives him the perfect chance to reverse this record, though. Black Wave easily cuts through all of Chaos's defenses and leaves him feebly grasping for his healing, which can't keep up with Zio's masterful blows. Chaos's own attacks aren't nearly strong enough to phase the tanky sorcerer, nor are they going to detract from the glorious praise Zio will receive for slaughtering a former Godlike finalist.

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The being formerly known as Garland has returned to the arena to knock all his foes down (and cause time paradoxes that result in epic clashes between good and evil, but that's an aside...)! Chaos’ path to a Godlike championship begins with an inferior midgame boss. With the defenses to tank whatever Zio throws at him and the evil that is full healing on a boss, Chaos is ready to make mincemeat out of the pathetic cultist. It helps that he can raise his already painful physical to agonizing levels with Fast. Zio’s future is bleaker than his magic, and, upon his demise, Chaos will begin his time-loop of Godlike dominance!


SageAcrin
Have you ever seen two lords of evil battle it out?

Of course you have, this is the Role Playing Game Duelling League. You wouldn't be here if you couldn't see that.

But have you ever seen two lords of evil battle it out on the dance floor!?

Of course you have. Again, this is the RPGDL.

However, have you ever seen two lords of evil do pole-dances, their incredibly demonic bodies lathered in oil for your viewing pleasure?

No?

Well, you won't have to tonight.

Zio didn't show up.

Unfortunately, Chaos did.

The net result was 248 dead, 284.7 million Gil in damages, Shion banned at least provisionally from judgeship(Something about her thinking all evil lords were hot bishies.), and Garland getting his own swimsuit calendar(Turns out if you hit Chaos enough times after he's dead, he reverts. Garland was a shy type. No one knew just how hot he was under all that armor.).

Oh, and Chaos won just for showing up.

So, yes, Garland won a fight Chaos could not have.

Meanwhile, Zio is getting quietly drunk.

Could be worse. He could have actually shown up and lost.

Zio: 33
Chaos: 43

jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Zio vs. Chaos, without the psycho-wand Chaos will have a tough time with Zio, nonetheless with Cure4, Fast, and whirlwind Chaos gets an edge after having borrowed the psycho-wand from Rune, drastically raising his chances of victory to the point of being a lock.