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The twelve thefts of Christmas "Edge! You've got to help me! If I don't impress Garnet with a gift she won't love me anymore!" Edge just gave a cold shrug. When Zidane did nothing besides whimper and stare, the hardened ninja sighed and softened his gaze. "Well.. I do know of a legendary poem that's said to win the heart and mind of any woman. Naturally I don't need to use it - shut up, Yuri. I can hear you laughing from here - but it's supposed to be perfect. I just so happen to have a copy. I was going to give it to Locke, but after he threatened to kill me for that little Celes mess in XXX.. well, it's yours now. Enjoy. Just replace the blank space with your name and change things to fit Garnet, and you'll be set." Zidane hurriedly grabbed the scroll, and quickly ran to his room. Without even so much as a wasted effort, he sat down and read the faded scroll. It didn't take him long to put his name down and to remember who beat Garnet last. "The twelve On the first hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me A death blocker in a pear tree! On the second hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the third hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the fourth hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the fifth hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the sixth hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Six fanboy judges Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the seventh hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Seven seasons of resting Six fanboy judges Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the eighth hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Eight championships in Heavy Seven seasons of resting Six fanboy judges Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the ninth hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Nine Bahamut summons Eight championships in Heavy Seven seasons of resting Six fanboy judges Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the tenth hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Ten Emily beatings Nine Bahamut summons Eight championships in Heavy Seven seasons of resting Six fanboy judges Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the eleventh hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Eleven songs of victory Ten Emily beatings Nine Bahamut summons Eight championships in Heavy Seven seasons of resting Six fanboy judges Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! On the twelfth hour of Christmas Zidane stole for me Twelve crystal abilities Eleven songs of victory Ten Emily beatings Nine Bahamut summons Eight championships in Heavy Seven seasons of resting Six fanboy judges Five boots of hasting! Four items of healing Three Robes of Lords Two easy wins And a death blocker in a pear tree! Zidane looked at the scroll in awe. "This...this... is perfect! Thank you, Edge. With this as my guide, surely I can't go wrong!" |
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superaielman A large crowd had assembled in a smoky bar on the edge of the DL proper. They were all hovering around a large viewscreen, which was showing the oddest thing. Zidane, successfully stealing. Zidane, not failing. Zidane, successfully grabbing everything on the insane list Edge gave him, just to make Garnet happy. By unspoken agreement, all of Zidane's enemies agreed to let him go along and steal everything. For once in his wretched life, the little thief was doing something for others without being selfish or perverted. Even someone like Zidane deserves a merry christmas. Well, until Emily gets a hold of him for attacking her eight times in a row. But one thing at a time, eh? Zidane succeeds: 47 Zidane fails: 46 Draco Ignifer
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