Season 31, Week 3
Lenus
(Legend of Dragoon)
 
The prospect of her next match fills Lenus with a glee unmatched in her RPGDL history. The pansy overlord of a ? The loudmouth, abrasive, hungry and lusty Lenus is far manlier than the pathetic perpetual tween. And while he may have powerful physical attacks, her combo of massive damage, durability, and double turning will be hard - no, completely and totally impossible - for Laharl to overcome. Lenus’ sacred Wingly magic will send Laharl back to his dimension's version of hell. Oh well, no big loss for the Wingly; he was too old for her tastes anyways. And too whiny. No one likes a whiny brat with an ego larger than Brahne.

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AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! What's that up in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! No... it's the... OVERLORD! It also might be the giant meteor he's riding that is sure to destroy and/or maim all that oppose him. Either works. The wingly (and shapely) Lenus is his opponent this time, and while she is blessed with speed and power and other certain... attributes Laharl is notably weak to, Laharl has crushed many winged beasts in his ascent to Overlord. His power and counters should overwhelm the girl before she can bring her... ahem... assets, to bear on him, and the chants of CHAMPION shall be heard throughout the land as Laharl takes Heavy.


Orson Carola
Even though Lenus came into the match confidence breaming, she forgot two TINY little details, namely ones that would kill her match before she even started:

1. As compared to Disgaea's Empusa, Nekomata, and Jennifer, Lenus definently does NOT have a sexy body.

2. She thinks she has an advantage over the firy Laharl, but in her own game, fire IS weak to water......but the opposite holds true as well.

Without realizing any of this, Lenus walks into the stadium, where the stubborn Overlord awaited. "Ahahahahahaha!! You think you can beat ME with your power? Don't make me laugh!" chimed in an incredibly overconfident Laharl. Lenus simply smirked and, as soon as the match started, began her physical...only for it to run into a Blazing Knuckle, knocking her back and setting Laharl up to take a hunk of her HP with the Meteor Impact. After the smash, Lenus, still bleeding and very much wounded, got back up, but when she looked over at where Laharl was standing, she saw nothing. However, the last things she heard were Laharl saying "Here I come!" and the sight of a giant wheel of flame coming out of the sky, heading right for her. She closed her eyes, and it all became black.

Lenus: 33
Laharl: 49