Season 31, Week 1
Ramirez
(Skies of Arcadia)
 
Galcian, banished from Godlike? What kind of depraved joke is this? Certainly not one Ramirez is going to tolerate. The quickest way to get attention to this travesty is to cause a horrific trail of carnage. Ryu makes the perfect first victim for the enraged Silvite. With superior speed and Eternum to kill Ryu 100% of the time, this fight seems more one sided than the average Jogurt match. The half dragon had better hope Rameriz is merciful enough to inflict such a painless fate on him, as Silver Tundra and excellent durability means that even his almighty G-Dragon attack won't do much more than make Ramirez spit up a little blood and close in for the kill.

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When Ryu Bateson enters the arena, his opponents shall know untold heights of fear. It's hard to stand straight in the face of the punishing might of G.Drgn, an attack that can fell even bosses in one blow. Ramirez may have a cheesy Eternum attack, but Ryu only needs to unleash his one shot of overkill to take the match. And since he's already wearing his lightest and most durable armor, getting the drop on the silver-haired Galcian fan boy will be easy. And once Ryu assumes his Wyrm form and unleashes his attack... well. Ramirez will have another thing to cry about to his lord Galcian, won't he? And Ryu the second will have his first Godlike win.


SageAcrin
A arena, covered in ash and tears.

Blood soaking the seats.

Ramirez, battered and broken, standing in the carnage. Laughing.

What could have caused this horror?

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"...that's it. We never, ever, ever have anyone fight a plot power fight as a gag again. At least not when their powers aren't really defined well." Ghaleon said, shaking his head.

"Eeweeeheehee! But it was like the old joke! You know, can a rock be so big that Deathevens can't lift it? Or was it Althena? Oh, you know." Kefka said, laughing.

"Where the hell did Ryu go after that, anyways? All I saw was a flash of light." Jecht said. "Ah, well, doesn't matter."

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"Hmmhmm...eh?" Nina the Second said, as she felt a tugging at her skirt. Turning from straightening up her room, she found a cute little girl silently staring up at her with tear-filled eyes.

"...Oh, Ryu, you didn't. Not again." Nina said, sighing. "I told you, it's not worth trying to use Anfini. Oh well. Come on, we'll get you turned back to normal again..."

Ramirez: 42
Ryu: 36

Barubary
Well the destined child has finally entered the ring I can't help but laugh. He's grown so much and now look he faces a fanboy of a washed up empire a shame truly. Destined child I suppose this is merely your first test PROVE TO ME YOUR NIGHTMARE THAT YOU ARE DESTINED TO OPEN THE GATE.

Ryu II wins the fight against the possibly gay vampire