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Season XXX Games-Part 2 And this time, there's something for everyone! First of all, we have Team Villainess. While some of the sexiest of the female villians have been seen already this season, there are some who feel left out! Presenting Seraphita, Sara, Yunalesca and Veronica Vera! With their revealing outfits, incredibly diverse alternate forms, and whatever the hell Seraphita brings to the table, this team's sure to be a crowd-pleaser no matter how incredibly strange your tastes are! Next on the list, we have Team Love's Passionate Fury! Any team that it's leader, Flonne, names, is sure to have a edge! Along with Flonne, we have Elena, Princess "Peach" Toadstool and Luna! While it's unclear if these girls have Flonne's true devotion to love, or if Flonne simply talked them into naming the team exactly what she wanted (which would not surprise anyone), this team certainly has innocence and purity on it's side! And what it lacks in physical power, it more than makes up for in magical abilities. And, unlike Team Villainess, they aren't lunatics. The impact of this is unclear, but it may help! Our third team is Team Stalkers. This team wears their name proudly. Mostly because they were told it was Team Sexpots until they got into the arena. Yes, Lezard Valeth himself, one of the sexiest men alive, leads the team of Eiko Carol, Nina the Schoolgirl, and Chu-Chu the mascot into the fray! With the versatility of having almost everything anyone could ever want represented, this team's a sure crowd pleaser. And, best of all, their persistance means that they'll never give up the fight! Finally, there's Team Manly Men. Because all sports competitions need big burly men who pat each other on the rear as a form of affectionate greeting! Minsc and Boo stand ready to lead this team to victory! With Taloon, Viktor and Bruiser Khang on his side, there's no way he can lose! The combined finesse and grace of this team will crush its competition, and its intelligent debating skills will put the other teams to shame. Each of these teams will have one field they excell in to compete, and three in which their abilities will be indifferent at best. No holds are barred, no techniques disallowed! However, everyone is judged on how good they look playing as well as how good they are! First off, we have the rugby competition. Team Villainesses, between their massive alternate forms, their distracting normal forms, and the massive Gear Seraphita brings, should have an easy time of this, but you can't rule the others out! As an added bonus, rugby in the rain with massive monsters burning and tearing off the other competitors clothes is always good. Next, we have chess. Strip chess. Naturally, chess appeals to Team Love's strengths, being as how they're the only ones who aren't composed entirely of lunatics or dumb swordsmen. As an added incentive, they're the ones most motivated towards keeping their clothes on, with all the prudishness. However, when you have to compete against geniuses such as Lezard Valeth and Boo, your victory is not guaranteed. For the third match, we have an elegant steeplechase. Team Stalker, with it's mighty running skills(What with chasing after the object of their affection.) and the fact that teleportation is allowed giving Lezard an instant win, should have a decided edge on this event. Regardless, however, the modified course-which includes barriers throughout the course, as well as pits, containing everything from water to whipped cream to cherries to chocolate syrup-should leave things interesting. Finally, we have the caber toss. Team Manly has no problem handling their massive, thick poles and looking good doing it, but the rest of the competition may find it's hard to be as sexy when you can't lift the object of your sport. Regardless, it's hot, sweaty work. Finally, some rumors have circulated about a fifth team, which may join at the last minute. I can assure everyone that, while a fifth team has asked to join, they will not be allowed entry. Only four teams are allowed, and it's clearly impossible to crash the party. Right? Now, let the games begin! |
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Silverlocke980 There are a few universal truths within the realm of the RPGDL. One of these is Zidane and the utter unluck he possesses. Another is Ghaleon's proud streak of smashing newcomers to Godlike. The final... Is BITGOYSWB. They've turned everything, even losing, into an art form. And they, hard-rocking, head-banging, song-loving madmen that they are, are supposed to *listen* when somebody tells them they can't crash the party? Team BITGOYSWB, followed by an army of raging fans (which included, as a short list, all the Ryus, Thunder God Cid, Kefka, and a poorly disguised Sephiroth), broke into the arena and promptly slaughtered the competition. Literally. You see, each team got one division that they excelled in, one sport. Team BITGOYSWB, viewing this as exceedingly fair and quite laudable, decided to follow tradition. Too bad no one else could win the "Army of Fans" battle. That may have been due to a *lack* of fans, but really. Who's paying attention in the RPGDL to these things? (On a side-note, Lezard Valeth did survive, as did the rest of Team Stalker. Running towards the object of your affections has the side-effect of making one very good at running *away* from hordes of murderous, raging rock fans.) Team Villianess: 6 Team Love: 19 Team Stalkers: 15 Team Manly: 6 BITGOYSWB: 28 Lezard Valeth
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