Season 30, Week 4
Feena
(Grandia)
 
It's the end of the world for Zelos Wilder. The red-haired Chosen may bear some slight physical resemblance to Justin, but the foul pervert has nothing else in common with her husband. While Justin's a much better looking man, Zelos is a lout who only cares for perversion and hitting on women. It's up to Feena to punish him for his foul deeds, and the power of Icarian magic will be just the ticket in this match. With Time Gate to get the jump on her foe and brutal non-elemental magic like End of the World to pummel him silly, Feena has a massive edge going into this fight.

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It's taken the sexiest Chosen three bouts, but he's finally come face-to-face with a bodacious babe worthy of his attentions! Granted, Feena's not his type - really, anyone with the mental capacity to date Justin isn't exactly worthy of his affections, but hey, can't blame a girl for trying! Feena's speed means nothing when her best attacks - namely Zap Whip and her fire magic - will scarcely scratch Zelo through his enchanted armours. With the deadly Last Fencer in hand, victory will be swift - a shot of Super Lightning Blade will tear her apart without much effort.


superaielman
Frustration. Rage. Anger.

Poor planning. Defeat. Humilation.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

Something was wrong in the DL universe. Rune Walsh, esper and hero, had been thwarted nonstop by Justin and Feena. The two's combined brainpower couldn't match Rune with a hangover, let alone Rune when he was fully focused and committed. Something was wrong, and Rune had to find out. He went to the best and sharpest mind in the DL for help, and to get him back on the correct course.

Mewtwo promptly launched Rune out of his area for daring to interrupt a catnap. Which led a sore and most annoyed Esper to the DL pharmacy..

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Rune walked towards the arena. What Bowman had said made perfect sense, and yet.. it wasn't his style. Certainly wasn't the brighest move. After the beatings he had taken, he was willing to try anything.

"So you're saying that the way to best Justin and Feena isn't planning, but straightforward attacking?"

"Correct."

"Uh.."

"Justin and Feena are protected by Justin's Aura of Idiocy. It in fact is so strong that it actually shatters the IQ scale and turns into a shield of ultimate intellegence. It makes them immune to plotting and planning from anything. A combined braintrust of Mewtwo, Lezard Valeth, Ghaleon, Fou-Lu, Leon Silverburg, and Rashidi would be utterly crushed."

"Mmm. Well, it makes no sense, but neither does Justin outsmarting me. Thanks for the advice, Bowman. It's time for me to set things straight!"



Anything. Even taking the advice of a pill popping loser with a wife and a downgrade on his record. To his dismay, Wugui was in front of the arena doors, blocking his way.

Without a second thought, Rune charged headfirst at Wugui, and shouldered the demonic ganster to the ground. While the attack obviously didn't hurt Wugui enough, it stunned him long enough to let Rune enter the arena. Still running, Rune took quick look at the ring. Feena was slowly walking into the ring. "Think you can get the best of me, eh? I'll show you!" Rune's sprinting got him close to Feena. "Taste ultimate magic, wench!"

Rune's Legion spell was at the tip of his fingers. He could feel the magical energies crackling and shifting, as if the very space between his hands was being damaged by his magic. Rune raised his hands in triumph. He had surprised Feena, and nothing would stop him. Practically screaming in joy, Rune blasted Feena with his strongest spell, hitting her directly in the chest. Victory was his, without a doubt.

Except Rune had forgotten one thing. One tiny thing. Feena may not have been the toughest girl against physicals, but she could take a spell reasonably well. The force of the blow didn't KO Feena. What it did do was push her into the arena. Wasting no time, Zelos cut Feena down with an effortless stroke from the Last Fencer. While he hadn't KOed Feena himself, his efforts had led to her losing her duel before it even really began!

Rune laughed at the results. Victory truly was his! Escaping was just as easy as leaving, as Justin and the crowd was too stunned to react after what had transpired. Rune slowed to an amble as he passed the arena doors. A simple teleportation spell would get him back to the safety of his room, and there wasn't any way Feena's friends could reach him in time. However, that wasn't his biggest worry. In escaping the arena, Rune had forgotten who he had knocked over on his way in. Feeling a light tap on his shoulder, Rune turned around. Who would dare annoy him now? A potential date? A random fan? Both? Rune blanched at the sight before him. Instead of a fan or a woman asking for a date, a hideous man stood in front of him. Well, 'man'. You couldn't really call Wugui human any more.

"You remember me? Good, because this is going to hurt. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.. well, that's not anything we have to worry about, is it?"

Rune sighed and prepared for the incoming attacks. A beating from Wugui was a small price to pay for success.

Feena: 33
Zelos Wilder: 36

Fireball
Zelos took one look at Feena and laughed.

" Okay, hunny," he said, smiling. " Watch this."

Feena, who had married a man whose IQ was so low as to make Odin look impressive, watched as Zelos promptly explained a simple mathematical principle. This display of (to Feena) overwhelming brainpower immediately won her heart and her pants, and Season XXX had a love scene born without the perverts.

Who knew that proving 1+1=2 could be so useful?

Xan
Zelos will win, proving once again that the fact that you can do his moves without breaking all your joints>all. plus, something tells me that prior to the match, Rune is going to manage to get himself some revenge. JUST NO INTERFERENCE DAMNIT.