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There comes a time in every man's life when he must choose between his love and his duty. For Zelos Wilder, that time is now. Of course, being that this is Zelos Wilder, and that this is Season XXX, the choice should be pretty obvious: It's party time! The womanizing, handsome and suave charmer is back in action, ready to live it up in his most fantastic season yet! Having lost to a buxom metallic babe last entry, Zelos is a bit appalled that his first foe this season is nothing more than an ugly vampire. Where are the babes? No matter, the unfortunately named fruit will get a taste of what's coming to him in due time. Zelos's quick swordsmanship will allow him to hold off Lemon indefinitely, and once the Chosen unleashes the power of Judgment, the vampire will be unable to stop the holy light as it rips apart his very being, sending him back to the depths of Hell. All in a day's work for the Chosen of Mana - a quick victory dance surrounded by some of the RPGDL's hottest babes will be the perfect end to this conquest. |
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A suicidal vampire with a fruity name may be an odd selection for season XXX, but the mighty, undead knight Lemon, nee Red Baron, doesn’t really care. His personality quirk doesn’t fit in with the theme of the season like his opponent’s rather flirtatious nature does, but that is not what matters in a fight. What matters is that Lemon has the power of Desoul at his beck and call, thanks to his Sword of Darkness. He doesn't even have to subject himself to the weapon's crippling curse in order to use its spell. A match where a fighter with instant death faces someone who has no protection against it tends to favor the one with the fatal attack. Even without that trump card he would still have his powerful attacks and good durability to see him through a slugfest. Add in that, vampire or not, he has no weakness to Zelos’ holy attacks, and his victory is all but sealed. The fangirls will be crying their eyes out after this one, but the sad fact is that sex appeal is no match for the power of undead, sword-wielding fruit. |
Grefter Some would say that the sexy of Zelos is somewhat questionable, especially with not a single female in his party falling for him at all. The scale of Zelos sexy means absolutely nothing when he is pitted against a Lemon though. There is nothing a big a turn off as a Lemon. Graphic descriptions of testicle clamps scare people way to much and put them out of the mood. One could even go so far as to say that Zelos was living up to his role as something of a holy warrior by taking the fight to this repulsive and disgusting "art" form. I mean, seriously TESTICLE CLAMPS. That is freaking messed up stuff. Wait what? Lemon is an actual character name? Oh well, my point still stands. Testicle clamps. Zelos Wilder: 46 SSMaster
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