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Cave In The shadows stirred. Perhaps that’s a cliché in most all other parts of the word, but here, they truly did stir. A voice, piping and echoless, rose in the monstrous cavern. “Got any eights?” The being next to the voice gestured with a massive claw. A hand grabbed a card from the pile, then giggled sharply. “Wee, two eights <3” The being next to her glared. “Good God, Alice, can you be any less cheerful?” “Oh, shut up, Mara. You’ve got no right to talk.” The being next to Alice gestured across the table. The shadows looked up. “No, Ruby, I have no fives.” The hand gestured in a whimsical manner, then took a card. Away from the table, another shape in the shadow stirred. “Can’t you get some bloody illumination down here, Elidibis?” it snapped peevishly. The shadow nodded, and then a snap was heard. A few minutes later, the cavern was filled with the light emitted from the Byblos. Gabriel Celeste nodded. “Thank you. Being in the dark is not my cup of tea.” Alongside him, the Iseria Queen nodded as well. “Not a problem. Just don’t touch the crystal.” Elidibis turned back to the table. “Got any threes, Alice?” The girl pouted, but handed one over. “Fours?” “Nope!” “Drat.” Elidibis pulled a random card from the stack. “This is retarded,” another voice yelled. The figures turned to see Hades, eyes smoldering. “There are fights out there, warriors, entire leagues of battles to prove one’s worth. And what are we doing?” “Playing Go Fish?” Alice helpfully suggested. “WASTING OUR LIVES! We’re the true Godlikes, not those namby-pamby suckers the DL has in our place! My friends, my comrades! Let us summon our allies…” “And play Go Fish together?” Alice piped up. “NO! To take our rightful place in the DL. Come, friends. Summon your allies and friends, all your true powers. Let us take the DL by storm!” “Uh… who’ll organize such an attack?” A being in the corner shifted slightly. “I think I know just the man…” “So, how’s the room look?” Alice asked the man cheerfully. “Wet,” he replied dryly. “Very wet.” “That comes with the Deep Dungeon, I’m afraid,” she said somberly, slightly stirring the stale air with her tail. “I’m still surprised Ragu managed to recruit you for us, tho.” The man gave a weak chuckle. “I swore off plot powers in DL battles, but… I believe this cause is worthy enough. I had wondered where all you went, honestly. Why aren’t you guys in the arena?” Alice replied in a scathing tone, “Apparently they tried it once… a match between Emerald WEAPON and Humpty & Dumpty, back when the Planescape: Torment was ranked – way before the current history of the DL. The stupid judges started whining when half the stadium got blown up and stepped on.” “The judges failed to account for the size of the contestants? Their own fault, then.” The man nodded, then said “As I served Brionac with my wits, jokes and power, so shall I serve you. Augst Henriksen, here to assist you Ubergodlikes in your quest to reclaim your place in the DL.” Augst checked his watch. “The first meeting’s in ten minutes down at the table. Let us be off, then.” Setting – The Conference Table of the DL Judges “So, let us get this straight, Augst.” Sephiroth said irritably. “The ancient beasts, monsters, and warriors-“ “The Ubergodlikes, please,” Augst interrupted softly, with a wicked grin. Sephiroth grimaced. “Fine. These… Ubergodlikes, then. They desire a place in the DL?” “Exactly.” Augst nodded. “They consider themselves far superior warriors to the beings you have currently in Godlike, and furthermore desire to test their mettle against the rest of the warriors in existence. In other words, they demand recognition.” Myria frowned. “Why would we do this? We do not have the facilities to handle such fighters, and it would be another expense to our rather tight budget to do so.” “Besides…” Nate spoke in a quiet tone, “We already have acknowledged the warriors you represent. I completely acknowledge the fact that very few of our ranks could fight any of you, one on one. I am willing to assist you in developing a separate Arena for them, but to have them fight here? Honestly, I do not think it feasible.” “So, you are refusing our demands?” Augst asked, one eyebrow raised. Nate replied, “Yes, but I would like to try and keep this civ-“ “Of COURSE we’re refusing your demands, you ass! We’re not some bloody chickenwusses that’ll just cave in! All the DL will fight you to the bitter end and beyond! For the DL!” Zell burst out from his side of the table. The room was deathly silent for a second, before Augst stood up. “Very well. The demands have been refused, and, as that rabbit once said… This. Is war.” He strolled out of the room, leaving the judges to glare at Zell. Sephiroth was the first to speak. “Kill him, then go to set our defenses up against the invaders?” Nate drew his sword. “Let’s.” Zell gulped. “Uh, guys, can we think about this? Guys? GUYYYS-“ Setting – Skies above the DLVerse. Augst sighed to the gathered Ubergodlikes, over 100 in total. “They refused the demands. War is inevitable.” “As was expected.” Ozma murmured. “Now, we ride, my friends.” “Yes!” Hades thundered. “We ride… to VICTORY!” |
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Draco Ignifer A field of broken bodies, shattered and sundered... all that remained of the once proud duelling league. Against forces such as the Dark Aeons and Penance, the Uber-Prinny and his battleship, against Satan and Gabriel and Freya, what army could stand? Godlikes and Lights alike lay mutilated, and though the forms of once-proud optional superbosses lay among the bloody battlefield, it was clear who the victors were. A soft clack of bone filled the air, as the skeletal form of Hades sarcastically applauded the last of the Godlikes, now standing against the entire tide of destruction. "You fought well, for final bosses and PCs. But it was a fool's fight. We were born for this purpose... to crush all who stand before us." The haggard form of Sephiroth, both his battle forms shattered, now leaning against his broken Masamune, didn't dignify him with a response. Yuri, his sanity exhausted, proved less restrained. "Screw you! You grinning... gkh... bastard! My future's on this fight... I'm not gonna..." And with a loud crack accompanied, the warrior tumbled backward, slain as well. Elidibs shook his head, rubbing his hand, while the lich turned to him and grinned (not that he had a choice in the matter. "Thanks. Just wouldn't shut up. As I was saying, you put up a good fight, one and all. But your fight is over. We are the strongest creatures in all existance. And now, we will take our place as rightful lords of the League. For, as I see before me, there are none who can hope to stand before us. "There's one!" --- In the hall of Unranked, in front of a massive projection-style TV, they sat and watched. Not-so-optional superbosses, PCs whose designers must have been insane, every unpopular or unfair or just passed over character who had enough of a plot point, enjoyed the show. As Yuri slammed to the ground, and a few of the Not-Ranked laughed, a young man looked over at the sorcerer next to him, a guilty look on his face. "Hey, Blue... should't we be helping them? It just seems wrong to sit back and watch like this." "We don't owe them any favors. Hell, half of us still aren't even in the tournament they set up for us. You especially. Do you really want to run up your D-Counter saving them?" "...We should. I should." A blonde woman in a police uniform shook her head. "I've been heroic enough for now. You were too, kid. And I don't really want to beat up my sister again." "...But, I mean, if we went down there, we could slaughter them. Your Stasis trick, my D-Charge, White Rider's death arrows... even they can't stand before us. We'd be heroes." Ryu then jolted as heard a loud laugh, and a burning form, lightning crackling at his feet, shook his head. "Please! We're the strongest freaking creatures in the multiverse! Why do we need to prove ourselves heroes? Not we can be REALLY evil." "Zetta... what did you do?" Another loud laugh rang out from the demon, as he gestured to the television, just in time for them to hear the challenge made. --- The throng of Ubergodlikes looked down at the pathetic creature challenging them. The face of a tiger glared up at them, rage burning in his eyes, as the warrior entered a fighting stance. "And you just killed his girlfriend!" A faint, whispered denial (both of death and girlfriend status) from Katt, barely audible, was unheard over the laugh of the massed optional superbosses. It was Hades who finally stopped first. "You? You jest, correct? Leave this place, catboy. Do not concern yourself with things beyond your comprehension." "You wanna fight?" "...He really is dense, isn't he?" "I agree, then! Let's fight!" And with a roar of rage, the Woran warrior charged into the fray of Ubergodlikes, the battle transition grabbing the entirety of their forces. A glyph blasted from his paws, tearing into the whole of the forces. The damage wasn't enough to even make a scratch on the assembled cast's armor. A second later, where Tiga once stood, a crater remained, as the earnest warrior felt the full force of every optional superboss in existance. Except for the strange fact that Tiga was still standing in the hole, grinning the way only a psychotic Woran can. "That all you got?" "...No..." "My cannons had no effect!? Are you kidding!?" "That's not possible!" And a hundred other voices of complaint, some wordless screams, some gasps of horror, filled the amassed warriors. --- "...A plot boss. You threw a plot boss at them!?" As the demon lord laughed again, and was joined by the whole of the assembled crowd watching, Ryu shook his head and looked at the demon. "...I'm never underestimating your evil again. Ever." "Good child! Now, let's turn this pathetic display off. The way he's hitting them, they're going to be there for a millenium, and I know I have better things to do with my time." A smirk crossed Blue's face as he turned to the demon lord. "Like talking to the beaten, nearly dead, and completely in our debt League proper about getting the rest of us Unranked in the Not-Ranked tournament?" "You learn quickly, for a mortal!" Uber Godlikes: 12 DL Warriors: 19 Tie: 10 NR assists DL: 22 NR assists Ubers: 13 Mad Fnorder
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