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A Very Swordy Bonus Match: 
The six FF1 generics could get in. Blame 8BT for giving them the personalities needed to stand out in my mind. 
That's exactly why I'd never want to see them ranked. I mean... "Black Mage wins with his Hadoken!" Black Mage - 15 Indalecio - 6 ...and think about all the "I like swords" in a Fighter v Dekar match... *shudders* 
Did somebody say "I like Swords"?
Oh god, who let you in here? 
When it comes right down to it, who let YOU in here Barbra?
RC had a spare visitor's pass for me. Look! 
NPC? You were never an NPC.
Oh? How can you be so sure? Have you played every Mary Kate and Ashley Olson game in existance?
Well this is all very interesting but I think I'm going to go find this Dekar person. 
I will stop you in the name of *gak* ... Organs Bleeding ... why does he ... have to hold that sword in ... front of him ... all the time ... 
2.1 Seconds. Not bad kid. 
Then it looks like it's up to me !! Whenever sang my songs... 
(Oh god no)
On the stage, on my own 
(Urge to kill...Rising...)
Whenever said my words
(What an unusual song! Perhaps I should be taking notes).
Wishing they would be heard 
(Well, I could bend her mind into thinking that she was a 40 year old sweedish meatball salesman, but that would involve actually probing her mind *shudder*).
I saw you smiling at me 
(And people wonder how I came to thirst for the blood of pigs...).
Was it real or just my fantasy? 
(My goggles, they do nothing! ...note to self: invest in earmuffs).
You'd always be there in the corner 
(It's times like this I wish I could kill myself)
Of this tiny little bar
(Well that girl has a nice voice, but I think this Dekar person likes swords. Cool! Must meet Dekar!) And so, thanks to a complete inatentiveness to lyrics, Rinoa's song had no effect on Fighter. Thus Fighter and Dekar met up, and the inevitable friendly and very swordy skirmish took place. Which of the two Swordsmen/Swordchuckers shall come out on top? |
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tylorh@hotmail.com "Ha! I like swords!" Fight shouted, hoping to get an early edge in the war of words before the swordplay began. "Well, my only love is my blade!" Dekar returned. "Well... If you love it so much, why don't you marry it!" Fighter congratulated himself at the sheer wit of this one as he finished saying. Dekar stood there in shocked silence for a bit before he replied. "You know... you're right!" And then he promptly left the ring to find a preacher. As for Fighter, not only did this mean that he won the fight, but he got to be the Best Man at the wedding too! Fighter: 13 Dekar: 1 RC
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