Season 28, Week 2
Ward Zabac
(Final Fantasy VIII)
 
Armed with an anchor, an awesome limit and a s-e-x-y physique, Ward is ready to CRUSH all puny CC Lights. While his battle form is really only a figment of Squall’s dreams and imaginations, he is a legitimate fighter who deserves the highest of respect! And besides, it’s just a random Chrono Cross character. What can that puny dragon do to a great anchor fighter like Ward? Nothing but die, of course. And he will get a good dose of death after Ward pulls out the Heavy Anchor and throws it at the little dragon and destroys him. Boom!

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Draggy is dragon! Hear him roar! One of the youngest contenders in the Duelling League is up and eager to show his incredible power to the world! Full of life and ready to please, this cute little dragon will tear his enemies to pieces in the sweetest way possible! His multiple attack chains will make the mute weirdo Ward flinch, and a well-placed Fire Breath will down his opponent much before his limit comes into play! Draggy's here, jumpy and cheerful, and he shall fetch a belt for Chrono Cross!


Sei
Draggy thought he had this won. He had draconic power, draconic toughness, and most importantly, the ability of the average Chrono Cross character to dance around their opponent's limit.

But he forgot one tiny detail regarding this match...

Mass.

To be more specific, his opponent's mass.

To be even more specific, his opponent's mass compared to his own.

He remembered it during this match though, after he rammed Ward's knee, causing the large, bulky man carrying the large, bulky anchor to fall on top of the baby dragon. Poor Draggy was pinned to the floor until he sufocated from muscleman B.O.

Ward Zabac: 45
Draggy: 42

Lurking Registered User
I don't give CC characters generic elements.

I don't give FF8 characters GFs. Or spells.

Sad as it is, this means Draggy probably KOs Ward in two turns.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and beat my head against something sharp for voting Draggy.

Octillus
Ward got it right in FFVIII when noone else did. Being tongueless in a game as overdramatic as that was probably the best thing that could ever happen to him.