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Baby in a Clothesdryer "OH DAMN, WE FORGOT TO MAKE A NEW ALBUM!" BABY IN A CLOTHESDRYER Since we are running short on time for everything related to this album, let us skip the starting intro jazz. We here at Eurocorp are glad that BITGOYSWB chose to put out a new album on their own. We were contemplating taking extreme action. So let us present the track lineup. You should be familiar with the procedure by now: you tell us what we want to know and then you walk away smiling since your chip is fully operational. 1. I Love Everybody - Johnny Winter cover. OLD SCHOOL ROCKING JAZZ NUMBER. FUJIN WILL BE FILLING IN FOR THE CLASSIC JOHNNY SOUND. 2. Piano Concerto No.2 in C Minor, Op.18 section 3 Allegro Scherzando - Sergei Rachmaninoff. WE ARE PRIVELIGED TO HAVE THE TALENTED PEOPLE AND ROBOT THAT WE DO. THANKS TO THE ALL POWERFUL MUSICAL SPLEEN-GRINDING METAL POWER OF THURSDAY WE CAN BRING THIS UPDATED CLASSIC TO YOU. 3. If I Had The Time - Uriah Heep cover. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET FREEDOM! ONE CANNOT MATCH THE GLORY DAYS, SO WE BRING THEM BACK UP AS THEY ROT AND THEN IGNITE AND ROCK THEM UNTIL THEY EXPLODE IN A SHOWER OF MEATY BLISS. 4. Not To Touch The Earth - The Doors cover. OPEN, SHUT THEM, OPEN, SHUT THEM, GIVE A LITTLE CLAP CLAP CLAP. OPEN, SHUT THEM, OPEN, SHUT THEM, LAY THEM IN YOUR LAP LAP LAP. 5. BABY IN A CLOTHESDRYER. THIS TELLS OF A TRAGIC INCIDENT THAT WE SHALL IMMORTALIZE IN MUSIC SO THAT OUR FANS MAY LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF STUPID PEOPLE. 6. You Got Me Floatin' - The Jimi Hendrix Experience cover. HENDRIX. NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. 7. Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy - Elton John cover. IT REALLY WAS QUITE SHOCKING WHEN HE CAME OUT WAS IT NOT? WE NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT FROM BRILLIANT TRACKS LIKE THIS. 8. Good Morning Little School Girl - The Grateful Dead cover. HELLO TO YOU. 'TIS A FINE DAY IS IT NOT? WOULD YOU BY CHANCE DESIRE TO PARTAKE IN MY EYE LASERS AS THEY MELT YOUR FRAIL BODY INTO A SMOOTH PASTE? 9. I Hate Everybody - Johnny Winter cover. MORE CLASSIC FUJIN WORK. CAN'T DO ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER. Keeping it short and sweet, which track is least likely to make us spend our ill-gotten gains on sending out agents to force you pathetic masses to conform? |
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superaielman Fujin's rendition of I hate you all, with Shiego backup vocals. "FUJIN IS SO METAL, SHE HATES EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. EVEN BUNNIES, SHE HATES THEM SO MUCH THAT SHE RUNS AND CRIES AT THE MENTION OF THEM. YET SHE'S STILL MORE MANLY THAN SEIFER. PUT DOWN THE GLUE AND GET A LIFE, YOU LOSER." Chorus "SEIFER IS A LOSER, STOP HITTING ON UNDERAGED GIRLS. YOU WEAR MAKEUP AND CAN'T GET A DATE. DROP DEAD YOU FAILURE." "HARDCORE TO THE EXTREME, SHE ONCE BIT A PHONEBOOK IN HALF FOR NOT HAVING HER NAMED SPELLED CORRECTLY. SHE STILL HATES YOU ALL, EVEN YOU LOSERS WHO CALL HER PRETTY AND COOLER THAN SEIFER, WHICH IS NOT HARD." Chorus "SEIFER IS A LOSER, STOP HITTING ON UNDERAGED GIRLS. YOU WEAR MAKEUP AND CAN'T GET A DATE. DROP DEAD YOU FAILURE." "SO HARDCORE THAT SHE CAN BEAT UP GOOFY, SMOKE MICKEY, AND ROAST DONALD. SHE HATES YOU ALL, AND SHE IS THE METAL GODDESS. SHE IS FUJIN, BOW DOWN. HOWEVER, SEIFER STILL NEEDS TO DIE." Chorus "SEIFER IS A LOSER, STOP HITTING ON UNDERAGED GIRLS. YOU WEAR MAKEUP AND CAN'T GET A DATE. DROP DEAD YOU FAILURE." I Love Everybody: 6 Piano Concerto No.2: 9 If I Had The Time: 6 Not To Touch The Earth: 6 BABY IN A CLOTHESDRYER.: 22 You Got Me Floatin: 7 Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy: 7 Good Morning Little School Girl: 2 I Hate Everybody: 23 Grefter
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