Uwhehehehehehehe! Barnum and Bailey are cheering the mighty Kefka on from beyond the grave, and all the freak show members are supporting him! This is Kefka's finest hour - or would be, except it just keeps getting better, as he has no trouble smiting the upstart champion Luca! Luca's relentlessness doesn't phase Kefka - with the power of Ultima, Luca's resilience is easily broken, and with Kefka's mighty Havok Wings, not even the durable Prince of Highlind can survive for long. With Train to keep the dumb warrior missing every vital sword strike he tries to land, the battle almost ends itself! The mighty circus master Kefka shall stand triumphant over the worthless pigs and pig-slayers as Godlike champion once more!
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It's been a long, bloody road for the prince of slaughter. Starting at the beginning of season 26, he's masscared everything put in his way. Be they Gods themselves or a lowly priest, they've all died painfully. Win or lose, this is his last chance to claim the blood and soul of yet another useless pig. Forgoing everything but his sword and his own near limitlesss vitality, Luca will simply press forward and slaughter. There will be no fine bladework or amazing feats of magic. He will simply do what he does best: kill. Not even a clown artifically enchanced with the power of the gods can stop Luca Blight from carving out one more brutal win in the RPGDL, nor can that clown stop him from claiming a second Godlike Championship.
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Lurking Registered User
Kefka has many advantages in this fight. Reasonable durability, horrific attack power, blistering speed, counterattacks, and the renowned 'midi laugh.'
But for this match, he decided to show off a little.
It turns out those wings of his are functional.
And if Kefka winning a fight using nothing but Goner isn't showing off, I don't know what is.
Kefka: 70
Luca Blight: 38
metroid composite
Luca died by being lured into a trap by a boy in a tiara...who went on to take over the world. Emperor Ghrestal died by being lured into a trap by Kefka...who went on to take over the world. If RPG stereotypes are to be believed, Kefka is Luca's natural predator.
jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Luca's not even an endboss, and relative to other midgame boss's is still nothing special, why is Suikoden popular I don't know, I spent the whole game waiting for the "good" part, and it never showed up, and that Cerebus like creature at the end also pales in comparison, but is still tougher then Luca was.
even with strong defense Kefka has attack's that outright ignore defense, in effect making Luca an utter pushover.
Octillus
I love Luca, but we all know his reign has to end eventually. It's just sad that Kefka's going to cackle and dance upon his remains.
dark_yamiyugi
Kefka will win hands down! Kefka, this is your final hour, devour Luca with your Havoc Wings!
Starphoenix das Helpoemer
*Cue the violins*
When the devil is too busy, and death's a bit too much, they call on him by name you see... for his special touch.
To the gentleman he's misfortune,
To the ladies he's surprise.
But call him by any name, any way it's all the same...
He's the twist in your plot,
He's the madman stabbing your gut,
He's the demon 'neath your bed,
He's the bump on every head,
He's the plot device which you curse,
He's the butcher to your pig,
He's the thorn in your side that makes you wiggle and writhe...
And it's so easy when you're evil,
This is the life you see,
The devil tips his hat to him you see,
He does it because he's evil,
And he does it all for free...
Your tears are all the pay he'll ever need.
While there's posters to make sad,
While there's voters to be had,
While there's fanboys left to filch,
While there's grannies left to trip...
Down the stairs he'll be there,
He'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game he's glad they're in it,
Cause there's one vote every minute.
And it's so easy when you're evil...
This is the life you see,
The devil tips his hat to him you see,
He does it all because he's evil
And he does it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay he'll ever need...
-- Parody of Voltaire's "When You're Evil" --
Gavaroc Fevinor
Luca Blight, a renowned killer facing a mindless clown. What hope does Kefka have? Yeah, he can smash things! But look: Kefka was defeated once, a few tournaments ago, by Seymour Guado. Seymour was defeated by Nate Nanjo, and Nate was defeated by Luca Blight. Therefore, if Blight is better than Nate, he must be better than Seymour, and in turn better than even Kefka. What more proof is needed? Kefka, finally, your death, your loss, shall come. It shall be a great day when you finally fall.
SnowFire
Kefka inherited godlike powers, and still manages to have no stamina; a mere four commands can take him down. Luca, in a world of low-magic, takes 18 people and a brigade of archers to take down. Seems pretty clear to me.
Seproth
Go kefka
tehexile
*plays 'dancing mad' on piano*
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