Season 26, Week 5
Selan
(Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals)
 
Parcelyte's premier knight is in for a simple match this time. Tengaar of the Warrior Village is known for having a few, devastating blasts of earth magic. Selan is known for having way too much healing. All Selan has to do here is wait out a few Earthquakes - simple task to her astounding magical defense - and her opponent's reduced to throwing knives at her. Of course, if this painful path proves too much for her, Selan can always try to induce Tengaar into a coma. Either way, passing perverts will prove more of a problem for the magical wife than this match.

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After three failed attempts, Tengaar finally proved the might of a temper and an Earth Rune, reaching a final for the second time in her DL career! And her opponent isn't a pathetic swordslinger or a drowsy martial artist like those losers before - this is her match for feminine power, Magical Wife Selan! But, as good as the match may be, Tengaar will prove she can outdo the warrior lady of Parcelyte. Even someone as magically durable as Selan will kneel to the might of Earthquake, which will rend useless even nigh-infinite castings of Strong! Tengaar climbed her way to the top, and a bitchy wife isn't stopping her now!


SageAcrin
How many times have you seen this scenario play out?

Two women, in an arena, large amounts of perverts in the stands, something horrible always happens.

But not this time!

As the crowds were shunted down narrow allyways and odd back corridors due to various detour signs, they finally ended up in a livestock show.

Then Zophar used his power to turn them all into chickens.

Okay, so the only difference is that it wasn't in the arena. But it still counts!

As it turns out, some perverts had been looking in on Zophar in the shower, trying to decide if he was a hot woman or not(The jury's evidently still out. The one person they shoved in to taking a look lost his mind. But it was Zidane, so no large loss.). He(?) decided to do away with them all.

Some mages caught the error("Why is this chicken glowing and trying to hit on Alena?" Brey wondered.), but not in time for some of them.

Of course, the fact that Zophar turned them all into female chickens at least saved them from death, and they were eventually found, but not without scarring memories that will last them forever.

Unfortunately, Tengaar was one of the people in the crowd. Seems she got lost on the way to the arena. Worse, she was part of the crowd that got left as chickens. Naturally, she had to forfeit the match.

She's still not forgiven Hix, even though he found her faster than most of the chickens were found. Scratching and biting at Hix like that just wasn't nice. And there was a lot of that before she was turned back to normal, too.

Poor Hix.

Talk about henpecked.

Selan: 63
Tengaar: 48

Lyndis
Tengaar is finally against a non-physical, high mdef enemy! Diiieeeee bitch!