 |
|||||||||
|
|
Heil to the Bus Driver HEIL TO THE BUS DRIVER. 1. Eternal Engine of Linguistic Massacre - originates from the Valkyrie Profile OST. A PURELY INSTRUMENTAL TRACK TO OPEN THE NEW ALBUM. SOUNDS ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM THE TITLE. LOTS OF GRINDING GUITARS AND DISTORTED SAMPLES OF HUMAN SCREAMS. 2. YOGSOTHOTH IS THE GATE, WHEN YOU STARE INTO THE BURNING GATES, THE GATES STARE BACK. A DEEP SONG WITH SOME STRONG PHILOSOPHICAL INFLUENCES. LONG WITH A FAST BEAT, AND THURSDAY DOES NOT HOLD BACK WITH THE DRUMS THIS TIME. YOU WILL FEEL YOUR HEART THUMPING TO CATCH UP TO THE BEAT BY THE FORCE OF THE BASS DRUM. 3. MMMBop - Hanson cover. A COVER OF THE HANSON TRASH; METAL SPIN IS ALWAYS MUCH BETTER, LONG GROWLS AND HARSH GUITAR THRASHING IMPROVE IT INTO A PIECE WORTHY OF OUR WORKS. FUJIN HAS REQUESTED PERMISSION TO KILL HERSELF ANYWAY, OVERRULED BY EXTREME SEXY. 4. HEIL TO THE BUS DRIVER. HEIL TO THE BUS DRIVER, BUS DRIVER, HEIL TO THE BUS DRIVER, BUS DRIVER MAAAAAAAAAN. 5. Winter - Vivaldi's Four Seasons. THIS PIECE TRANSCENDS ANY EXPLANATION. 6. Popcorn - Popcorn (the old game). NO EXPLANATIONS REQUIRED, AT LEAST FOR ANYONE OVER 28 OR EXTREME NERDS. 7. Rocket Man - Elton John. BEEN A WHILE SINCE HIS MARRIAGE, HE DESERVES A NOD FOR THAT. 8. MMMBop (Overclocked DJ mix) - Hanson remix. THURSDAY WANTED TO TURN THIS JUNK INTO A SUPER FAST HARD ENERGY TRACK. SO, WE STUCK HIM IN A FREEZER, OVERCLOCKED HIM AND THE LET HIM GO. THIS IS THE RESULT OF OUR EXPERIMENT. So, loyal listeners. Which track is going to make the action sequence come to life? |
|
|
Grefter The scene is set. There is one man in a forest wearing a short skirt and a long jacket. A twig snaps. The token action scene slow motion sets in. The man rises and draws his two pistols, there is a click, pop of the gun firing and then one of the ninja is dead, as the bullet hits it cues the starting scream of Eternal Engine of Linguistic Massacre. And so it is for three minutes, bodies of ninja and gunfire all through this forest as it is painted in a pleasant coat of red. Several hundred ninja later, a few thousand dollars in munitions the song starts to wind down. And we reach the cue for the second part of the battle. As the man is surrounded by a few thousand more ninja he releases a scream and jumps up into the sky flying into space, not far behind him all the ninja are following. We are treated with the sounds of Rocket Man as they jump off into space. Just after the opening of the song winds down the fighting breaks out is space, more gun fire, lots of bodies being thrown around to gain momentum and to throw people into the sun. Click click pop and the last ninja dies. As Rocket Man comes to a close the man remembers that he none of that was even remotely physically possible and then promptly freezes to death while his body suffers from the ravages of the vacuum of space. From there the scene skips to a picture of David Bowie which it sits at for the next five minutes. Eternal Engine of Linguistic Massacre: 15 YOGSOTHOTH IS THE GATE: 5 MMMBop: 9 HEIL TO THE BUS DRIVER: 12 Winter: 10 Popcorn: 6 Rocket Man: 14 MMMBop (Overclocked DJ mix): 5 Xeroma
Sir Alex
|
