Season 26, Week 4
Ultros
(Final Fantasy VI)
 
As Octopus Royalty, it's only natural for Ultros to get this far. Looking foward to a match with Gilgamesh in the finals, winning a belt and free vacations away from Chisato's wrath... erm, yeah. However, today's match is what matters, and unlike the ones before him, the android Wren is immune to Imp Song. Ultros will have to resort to plan B: his trademark Tentacle attack. With this, he can keep the pressure on the robot menace and force him to continually heal, eventually running the bot out of resources. With care and patience, Wren will soon be nothing more than scrap metal.

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Data decoder: ready. Weaponry system: optimized. Internal recovery mechanisms: activated. Subject analysis: deluded, talking octopus. Subject's offensive capability: nonexistant. Prospects on this match: certain victory. The guardian of Kuran engages in battle once again, facing the dim-witted Ultros. Imp Song and Tentacle strikes will do nothing against the status-immune, self-regenerating, sharply armored android, leaving the octopus helpless against Wren's Positron Bolt. Final objective: Heavy championship. Chances of success: excellent.


Shoenin@gmail.com
Tentacles mean nothing to a Metal Plated Ass. Wren wins with ease.

Ultros: 45
Wren: 49

jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
And so Wren being as durable as he is takes out Ultros without any difficulty. He carries quite a big gun and say's to Ultros:
"sorry octopus, but being from a more advanced civilization then you, as well as being made of metal and being a sentient android, you stand no chance against me" Ultros responds:
Ahhh your just some tin can waiting to get opened! I'll finish you without trouble" Wren goes on to say: "Whatever you say, I've got killer accuracy and a big gun, tell Gilgamesh that his legendery ancient herodom is no match for the droid of the future" Wren proceeds to shoot a relatively weak gun at Ultros, knocking him unconcious. Wren picks up the victory and so prospects against Gilgamesh look excellent.