Season 26, Week 3
Luca Blight
(Suikoden II)
 
Another day, another pig to scorch. The source of all evil couldn't even be a roadblock for the insane prince. Scorning everything but his own strength and blade, Luca Blight doesn't rely on worthless tricks or otherworldly powers. Even with the limitless power of the Beast Rune asleep, he slices up the strongest of Godlikes in a flash of his sword, much like the pigs who stood against him, time after time. Yet, another swine stands before him, less powerful than the Profound Darkness. It doesn't even matter to Luca. If an entire army or even an evil god can't stop him, what can a stupid tree do against the butcher of the Highlands?

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X-Death, mightiest of trees and one of the most fearsome Final Fantasy villains. He may seem more flammable than powerful, but, of corse, those looks kill. His foe is immune to White Hole, but X-Death has far more than whimsy status whoring up his roots. His tree strappings pack a damn mean punch by themselves, and with spells such as Flare, Holy, and Meteo, Luca can't really stand up to X-Death's horrifying assault. The nightmare of FF5 will prove in battle that he is wicked, strong and awesome, and he has what it takes to submit the universe into nothingness. When an evil tree attacks Luca Blight in the forest, no one will hear him scream.


CmdrKing
The day before the match, while pondering ways to call in minions as cannon fodder in the midst of battle, X-Death happened past the hall where Luca was training for their match. With a chainsaw. Enchanted by a perpetual flame. And a sprinkling of herbicide.
Rather understandably, X-Death just skipped out on the match, locked himself in his castle (that is his summer castle, in the N-Zone), and muttered to himself in a half-crazed manner.
But that wasn't enough to keep him safe.
The pirate queen Kika, discovering X-Death was a bit outside regions she could take her ship, employed another assistant for the day, who was more than willing to help upon being asked.
And so, in the most shockingly competent display of teleportation magic seen from Viki ever, Kika's ship launched a full volley of Soul Eater-powered Rune Cannon shells against the N-Zone, all of which actually ended up in the proper dimmension (and devestatingly close to their target).
X-Death has gone through about 6 therapists already over the ordeal. He's apparently developed an irrational fear towards Suikoden. The Budehuc dogs now entertain themselves by chasing X-Death all around the local park.
As for Ted and Kika, they'd had a good time exercising some frustration, and all things considered it couldn't have gone more smoothly. A feast was in order. And just as Viki sat down to her plate...
Well, it was inevitable, wasn't it? Kika's ship and everyone on it (except, oddly, Sigurd, who fortunately was on the deck at the time. Maybe he'd actually read up on his history, which would be more of a fortune-telling... anyway, Sigurd was safeish) ended up, roughly, about 2 weeks in the future in Never-Neverland. Entire books could be written about the disasters to follow here, probably, but that's a story for another day.

Luca Blight: 71
X-Death: 33

T.G. Nevareh
Luca Blight is the king of the grudge match. No one takes punishment like he does.

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GO LUCA!