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The Super Equity Friends: Horticulture Gone Haywire "Bwahahah! Now my ultimate plan is complete! Soon, my power shall surpass everything and everyone, and I will finally get the respect I deserve! No more shall that dreaded hamster mock me - I will have my revenge!" The evil voice continued rambling on like this for a good hour...or he would have, if he wasn't abruptly interrupted by the smashing of a pane of glass (which was of course just for dramatic effect; there weren't any windows in the building, after all), and the heroic call of, "Hold it right there, Melbu Frahma!" "By the power of good and light...Alkaiser!" "Know my name, for I am...Mystere!" "By these muscles, Grand Pappillion away!' "Justice shall prevail, for I am Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!" "And last but not least, I am the Princess Punisher!" "And..." "...together..." "...we..." "...are... "...the..." After a bunch of cheesey lens flares showing each hero in a myriad of different poses, they all gathered together, shoulder to shoulder, standing tall like a perfectly choreographed group of Broadway performers. Together, they all cried out: "THE SUPER EQUITY FRIENDS!" "Psst, how was I, guys?" whispered the Princess Punisher to the others. "You did spectacular for your first time, a True Defender of Earth, Princess Alen-" Gordon's mouth was quickly covered by Mystere's hand, stopping the Defender mid-sentence. "Never reveal a true hero's identity, Captain Gordon!" Mystere chided the hero. "Right you are!" Grand Papillon called out. "A true hero never let's others know his..." "...or her..." the Princess Punisher interrupted. "...true identity!" Grand Papillon finished. Melbu Frahma laughed. "Aha! I should have expected your arrival, Loser Equity Fools! But you are too late!" "Nonesense, Melbu!" Mystere called out. "Your evil deeds stop now! Give up or face the wrath of all that is good and awesome!" Alkaiser exclaimed, following up under his breath with, "We so need a new heroic phrase..." "That's right!" Grand Papillon called out triumphantly. "By my brilliant and beautifal muscles, you don't stand a chance against our combined team effort!" "That's right! You need a spanking!" Mystere said, brandishing a shiny new paddle. "After all: JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL!" Captain Gordon said. The Princess Punisher just stared out, looking ecstatic and thrilled to be the new fifth member of the Super Equity Friends. "But things are different now!" Melbu said with a tyranical laugh. "You see, I have already succeeded in my plans by splicing my own DNA with that of a normal household plant, and a tulip, and thus I have reached a new ultimate level of power..." he said an evil grin washing over his face, as his face began to shift into an odd green color with a pink face. "Now, you shall face the FRUE POWER OF.... MALIBU FRAHMA!!!! By absorbing the power of the sun's rays, the Chlorophyll in my body will increase my strength a thousand times! Mwhahahahahaha! You cannot win!" Will the Super Equity Friends succeed in stopping this new accursed (and frighteningly fiberific) evil? Are Malibu Frahma's powers truly as terrifying as he has implied? Will the Princess Punisher find her place in the superhero business after her first battle? Will Alkaiser finally figure out the new heroic catch phrase the team needs? And will Gordon EVER figure out he's the only Super Hero without a secret identity? Find out in the next issue of... SUPER EQUITY FRIENDS!!! |
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Meeplelard "Mwahahahh! Loser Equity Fools, you don't stand a chance against me in this form!" Malibu Frahma said, with an evil laughter and everything. "There is one major flaw to your tactics though, Frahma!" Mystere exclaimed! "That's right! You're powers are based on the rays of the Sun!" Alkaiser stated "And yes! With that power, NOTHING CAN STOP ME!" "Say, its getting hot in here, someone mind openning a window?" Gordon said randomly thinking out loud "I would, but there are no Windows to open! It isn't even linked directly outside, so my Heroic Muscles can't even break down the walls!" Grand Pappillion responded "And if there are no windows, there's no sun inside!" Princess Punisher concluded "Which means you are through, Malibu Frahma!" Alkaiser stated, while charging up a Re-Al Phoenix, with the other Super Heros charging up their own trademark attacks "Im...Impossible! How could I have overlooked that miscalculation!" "Probably cause you're a failure at life" Princess Punisher responded Moments later, and several explosions as well, where the "mighty" Malibu Frahma was standing was nothing more than a weak wingly begging for his life. And so, the world was once again saved by... THE SUPER EQUITY FRIENDS! Super Equity Friends: 43 Malibu Frahma: 19 |