Getting away with murder. The wasted way.
~Terra Fanboy

"Hic-UP" Piastol was in a rather unique situation.

No, she wasn't shanking Monkey-Boy.

She was getting plastered with three high Godlike villians who were involved in a furious argument. She was starting to miss the days before she became the Champion, when she could hang out with the lower Godlikes without cross looks.

"I'm obviously... buuuuuurp.... the best at stamping those..... weaklings." Sephiroth stuttered. His face had a slight twinge of red from too much consumption.

Kefka let out his laugh at a much higher (drunken) pitch than usual. "I smashed that legendary summoner girl. I think..." He swayed a bit before continuing " I... deserve the title of best hero-smasher."

Ghaleon smirked, his glass spilling wine everywhere in his wavering hand. "Come now. I'm za legendary one for slaughtering those P...Cs sad enough to draw me. I believe dat my record... my record speaks for itself" Ghaleon was totally sloshed by this point.

It went downhill from there. Finally, Piastol just spoke up in her own drunken rage.

"OKAY! This is stupid. If you want to know who can kill heroes, just go on a rampage!!" Suprisingly, she silenced them all instantly. 'Guess being Godlike Champ had some benefits after all', she thought to herself.

"All right." Ghaleon said, rising from his chair unsteadily. "We have ourselves a little contest. Whoever kills the most scummy good guys gets the title of Pee-sheee-slaying king." Piastol glared at him. Ghaelon turned a deeper shade of red "Or... err... Queen, in your case."

"We'll meet tomorrow -hic- at noon to tally our scores." Sephiroth slurred as he started walking (staggering, really) away.

"I'm going to make a monument to Nonexis... ah... Nonesistentialism... nonexis... err... I'm gonna kill em all!" Kefka stuttered giddily.

Piastol suddenly wondered what she had gotten herself into.

So what is the fate of the Drunken Godlike Villians?
  • Kefka brings the World of Ruin to the DL
  • Sephiroth slaughters everything that breathes
  • Ghaleon makes it
  • Piastol lives up to her name, the Angel of Death, even when intoxicated
  • They all run into groups of PCs who teach them, painfully, not to pick fights while drunk

Tide
The godlike villians picked a bad time to get smashed. See, Ryu3 just won another championship. While normally wouldn't be extremely special, he IS the first PC to have been champion 3 times. Along with that, its a BACK-TO-BACK championship.

So naturally, a celebration was held to commemorate this. Unfortunately, it was today. Imagine the looks of all the PCs' when they found out that a bunch of drunk villains have effectively destroyed the party by laying waste to many of the local hotspots.

In case you still don't know where this is going, imagine a team of PC godlikes such as Orlandu, Cecilia, Citan, Terra, Lenneth, etc. amassed together. Needless to say the villains got crushed into a creamy paste, no thanks to their decreased judgment from all the alcohol.

Speaking of creamy paste, Worker 8 was seen creating a new dish on scene a bit later. He now has new programs for 'Angel cakes', 'Emperor stew', 'Clown pie' and 'Fan boy-fodder chow mein'. So in the end, everyone wins. Well except the villains.

Kefka: 12
Sephiroth: 2
Ghaleon: 11
Piastol: 3
Too drunk to kill: 37

CO Cheddar
Four mightily wasted High Godlikes, each of them going their separate ways to kill things? That's never a good thing in the DL, especially considering how many people they've pissed off and everyone across the divisions who wants the chance to beat a High Godlike. It doesn't help that Piastol will probably Tempest Dance Kefka in the back while he's being swarmed by half of the Light Division. They'll be lucky to get out of this with any pride left.

XCNinja
Just hope that the villains don't run into all of the Ryus hanging out together.

Sir Alex
Only one comment. KEFKA WINS THIS BONUS IT IS WHAT HE IS MADE FOR.