Season 24, Week 3
Zeromus
(Final Fantasy IV)
 
It's good to be evil. That's good news for Zeromus, since he's the living enbodiment of it. And crushing a meglomanic wind mage certainly was a hateful thing to do. His next victim is a minor creature of darkness, easily overawed and disposed of by Zeromus's powers. What really matters is spreading Zeromus's message of hate and evil. Kick a puppy. Jaywalk. Tear a tag off a matress. Spreading that message will be both Zeromus's ultimate goal and his way to kill time, as he'll surely have the time after a quick match with Wugui.

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Playtime's just starting for Wugui. He won his first match in Godlike purely on the strength of Game of Death, and that was certainly a fun way to cut another former Heavy down to size...but his second win will even be easier than the first! Zeromus is a creature of terrible power, far stronger and more durable than Wugui. Of course, all that power's useless here: Zeromus has not a single physical attack to his name. Every ability he uses will only heal the magic-immune Wugui, giving the demonic criminal another very, very easy win.


superaielman
"So you know this guy? Looks like a loser." Edge twitched. "How's he supposed to stand up to the second ugliest and eviliest thing in godlike? Damn Orlandu. Damn Zeromus."


Yuri simply grinned. "Yeah, Wugui isn't much of a fighter, but he's two things going for him. Instant death.."

"Which is worthless against Zeromus." Edge sprung up, ready to leave. He was stopped by Yuri grabbing his arm.

"And he heals from magic damage. All types of magic damage. Guess what Zeromus doesn't have?" Yuri laughed, and put his feet up.

It didn't take Edge long to recall his struggle against the incarnation of hate. "Come to mention it, the freak didn't have a physical..this'll take a while." Edge cracked up as he saw Zeromus throw magic out with ease, and seemingly was stunned by Wugui only getting stronger from the blows. Wugui was slowly closing in, pummling Zeromus with his outsretched arms. " Keep an eye on things here? I've got a match to prepare for."

Oh yes. He had a -lot- of things to prepare for.

Zeromus: 29
Wugui: 44

Lyndis
Wugui vs Zeromous...this is possibly the most one-sided match ever...even more than Cinna vs Yang or Jogurt vs Shiho.

Who drew up this schedule anyways? Oh well Wugui will lose to Ryu.

T. G. Nevareh
This is almost like seeing Zio fight The Profound Darkness.

Wugui mashes many PCs into the ground with his VASTLY ANNOYING Game of Death- and Zeromus has immunity to instant death. Aside from his variety of nice DARK abilities, Wugui only has his Feng-Shui Dhalsim Arm attacks. Zeromus, on the other hand, might be unable to damage Wugui due to Wugui's immunity to magic... but Black Hole does that wonderful not-a-status-ailment thing that sucks away at hit points until death. Then there's the fact that there is no garuntee as to whether or not Black Hole actually IS Magic or not.

Then again, this is all academic since Wugui can't bring the holiness to the table to kill Zeromus anyways, so what's the point?