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Milia (Suikoden) |
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The Dragon Knights are among the proudest warriors in the myriad worlds of the Duelling League. Clad in only the heaviest of armors and adept at fighting on the ground or in the air, these all-purpose brawlers strike terror into the hearts of anyone unlucky enough to face them, on the battlefield or in single combat. And although the fact that she's restricted to ground attacks hurts Milia's ability to dish out pain, she's still as tough as they come physically. Against Liz, having a sharp spear and the ability to withstand a few whimsy bombs is a sure path to easy victory, and it's a path that any Dragon Knight knows well. |
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Like that wiliest of coyotes, Liz returns in the arena to prove the superiority of his kind to the incompetents of the DL. And what better example than Milia, a human who believes that she can boss around his distant, Earthling (Suikoling?) cousins just because she has a large, shiny piece of marble stuck on her hand? Being better than his foe in speediness, braininess, and general everythingness, the scientist from space has all the tools he nees to put this evolutionary reject in her place. And if this monkey proves to be a little too hard-headed for Liz's arguments, well...that's nothing a few Whimsy Bombs can't handle! |
OblivionKnight "There is but no way a seemingly unintelligent and incapable homo sapiens with the extreme lack of..." "Ard!" "...any cohesive or potentially comforting..." "ARD ARD ARD!" "...qualities that might make a potential or theoretical or hypothetical loss of any sort..." "AAAAAARRRDDD!!!" "Yes! I know! You lost too the importance of winning has gone from us both to now become nothing but a fleeting hope! But fear not, my assistant! I shall find something to get us revenge!" "Ard!" "Yes, I know my special bombs proved instead to be the downfall of me instead of the upfall that should have broughten glory and amazement to the amazing and glorious reign of the amazing and awesome and highly scientific and superior..." "ARDDDD!" "Yes! I shall cause them enough grief to save our high integrity and popularity and amazing..." "Ardddddddddddddd" ----- And so it came to pass, that the DL Enquirer (the premier DL tabloid, owned by Gobi corp.) found itself with a startling picture on their newest issue, with an interesting caption: "True Rune Bearer Found in Bed with Holy Bishop" The picture going along with this line of text showed Milia lying in Artur's arms, in what appeared to be the high bishop of Elmine's bedroom. Needless to say, word of this spread fast, and Artur and Milia eventually left town for a few weeks to cool off before the next match - and avoid the impending lawsuits. Milia: 39 |
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