Season 21, Week 3
Zeal, Queen
(Chrono Trigger)
 
Heavy sees a face-to-face showdown this week - literally. It's the battle of the gigantic floating heads, but only one of them has good reason to be laughing. Queen Zeal packs magical and physical damage in many flavors as well as a decent HP score, while the bloated Zera is every bit as frail as his age suggests. Even his grating, moaning voice is markedly inferior to Zeal's maniacal laughter. The multiverse's most overbearing matriach is already celebrating her victory - after all, what does an ugly old man have to stop the mad monarch?

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The living Will of Valmar has shown the League what he can do, dismembering Popoi in an effortless performance. Now the one-time Pope finds himself a significant stepping stone in his quest for Godlike glory; the fallen Queen of Zeal. A victory here will surely demonstrate the inherent superiority of the Dark God, and victory he shall have. With his immense speed and the divine punishment of Gadzap, Zera has all the tools needed to brush Zeal aside like ash. It will be fast, neat, and lopsided; just the sort of punishment one would expect from the One Absolute God, Valmar.


CmdrKing
Will of Valmar. The living incarnation of a dark god. The mightiest of all butterflies. Zera could be called all of these things.
However, he is first and formost catagorized as an Old Priest.
Queen Zeal has an equally impressive list of attributes. The relevant one, in this match, is "Schala's and Janus' really hot mom".
As cinema has taught us, Old Priests are highly susceptable to heart attacks.
As, well, OTHER cinema has taught us, sexual arrousal is straining on the heart.
So of course, Zera promptly falls over clutching his chest as soon as Zeal enters.
Zeal quickly used this opportunity to add a new title to her growing moniker- Godslayer.
This will likely not turn out well when the lawsuits come.

Zeal, Queen: 42
Zera Valmar: 30