SUPER HOT
~Grefter, consumer of infants

Time for the Duelling League members to get out that PVC, full body lycra suits and glitterdust! No, it is not a Mardi Gras-style debauch in celebration of Kefka's victory - it's time for an old school Disco Dance-Off! There will be no "getting served" here...this is totally brutal blazing-hot dancing with the eternal fires of Disco backing it. Which couple will scrape through the blisters and cauterised wounds to reach the highly sought ranks of Nuclear SUPER HOT Disco Champion?

This year's judges are: the maniacal overlord himself Dryst, the king of all things hot and the master of fire; Mazus, a veteran mage whose Fire Rune lets him literally burn up the floor; and to round out the panel and stop it from being a total sausagefest we have the token female who thinks everything is super-cool and thus an awesome judge of the SUPER HOT, the Dance Commander herself, Flonne. Oooh, you can almost feel the power of Disco oozing off these three.

And now for the four final couples, which one will be the most SUPER HOT?

The first couple is Lucia and Zidane. hear they say that loose lips sink ships, and if that's so then this team is practically an iceberg. Neither of them talk much, but we aren't always talking about speaking if you catch my drift. These two have blitzed through the preliminaries in their local area with a dangerous mix Horizontal Disco and tumble turns; will it prove enough for this panel of judges? Only time will tell!

Next up we have Jean and Magus. These two won their trial rounds through pure unadulterated Disco power, which really begs the question: has Janus Zeal seduced Jean back to the dark side through the power of Disco? If this is true then this pair may be the single most devestatingly powerful disco-dancing couple since Darth Vader and Nino dominated back in the day. Will the Dark Side of the Disco triumph again?

Now it is time for the couple that are out for blood! Fei and Flea have a devestating routine that brings their opponents to tears. By switching the lead and laying on dance moves that end up with panty shots for all from both partners they have forced everyone that stood in their way to these finals to forfeit. To have gotten this far without being force to resort to a naked Yamikei in the pants is truly impressive.

The final couple is Elena and Todd, the pair said to be blessed by the gods of Disco themselves. They have the afro, the weird clothes, the honor and the naivete that it takes to be on the pure side of the Disco. It is said that they won all their lead-up rounds to the applause of their defeated opponents and flowers that grew up from the grounds they danced upon. Also Todd looks totally pimpin', and who can argue with that?

Which of the couples will prove victorious and attain the crowns of Nuclear SUPER HOT Disco Champions?
  • Lucia and Zidane bow down and take it like all true champions do.
  • The Dark Side of the Disco triumphs again. Flowers and rainbows everywhere!
  • Blood will run freely from everyones eyes...flee from Fei and Flea!
  • Don't be messin' with the Holy Pimpin' powers, fool.

Cmdr_King
It was truly a stunning performance from all involved.
Zidane and Lucia took the floor first, the enchanting musk of her aroma therapy already in evidence. As per usual, Zidane opened with a victorious leap. Unfortunately, a spontaneous gateway to the very bowels of Hell Itself opened up, sucking the pair to an appropirately painful immediate future. The official records claim the cause to be Elves.
Using his own magical prowess to light the way, Magus proved a dark and broodingly dashing pole around which Jean could go through her paces, groving to Magus' potent Magicks and the sheer sexy of his gloved hand. An impressive performance.
Fei and Flea took the stage, shockingly confident. Sadly for their chances, before the first Yamidancekei could work its magic, an angry mob stumbled their way onto the stage, crushing Fei and critically wounding Flea's ego.
Finally, the couple everyone had come to see, Todd 'the Afro' Dukakis and Miss Bad Bonnet herself, Elena. Todd's holy disco powers were in peak form, and God and Mortal alike bowed to his prowess. The Songstress, meanwhile, seemed to have sprouted since her last public appearance, possessing a grace and beauty most would have thought beyond her. Aided by Todd's divine touch, the two naturally stole the show, taking home a lovely jeweled Disco Ball.
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"Did you enjoy yourself Mistress Maya."
"Shh! Wait until I'm out of the bonnet! We can't give ourselves away now!"
"But won't the real Elena be missed?"
"Hardly. She's on a nice, quiet vacation. I promised to help her 'promote' her new book, "The Geohound- A story of Betrayal". Not that we will, but it did save me being caught buying it."
"Devious as ever. It is quite the jewel though."
She smiled broadly. "Yup. Definitely the best haul we've ever had."

Lucia and Zidane: 14
Jean and Magus: 23
Fei and Flea: 7
Elena and Todd: 26

Zenthor
A lot can be said about a battle of disco.

In the maelstrom of afros, strange clothing, stylish hair, evil magic, hermaphrodytes and calculators trapped in the bodies of little girls, there's one key thing you must remember.

Disco is the most hateful genre of music around. Thus, the lamest shall always prevail when the ball starts spinning and the floor starts flashing. Lucia's "loose lips" convince the judges to give the victory to her team.

...Zidane's "loose lips", however, convince them otherwise. So who shall get the trophy?

Easy. What better exemplifies disco than a man with breasts? Flea wins. Fei wins by association.

But alas, Fei's associaton also makes them losers, so despite the clause of lameness stated above, Flea has been disqualified.

So what do we have now? Elena and Todd, the queens of disco themselves, and Magus and Jean. While Todd and Elena have the style, they certainly don't have the dance moves, and since neither team is lamer than the other, and all have correct genetalia, that's what it comes down to. Jean's dancing and Magus' Macarena Magic make them this dance competition's winners.

That, and GHAW. Green Hair Always Wins. Duh, you should know that by now.