Season 19, Week 1
Sephiroth
(Final Fantasy VII)
 
With the relative newcomer Piastol hot on his tail, two-time champion Sephiroth is looking to become the first Godlike to win three titles, and he's warming things up with a battle with fellow Final Fantasy final boss Ultimecia. But Sephiroth has little to fear from the Sorceress, as his far superior speed and defense-doubling Wall will allow him to quickly blast through Ultimecia's early forms with ease, - and once he faces her final form, with its paltry damage and plodding Apocalypse attack, his victory is assured. Speed, damage and durability are more than enough to get an easy first-round win.

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While Ultimecia may not be considered quite as “Godlike” as some of her fellow Final Fantasy villains, she can certainly do some major damage given the right opponent. And although she’s lost to Sephiroth before, now she can make sure she won't repeat her mistakes. Yes, with her AWESOME time-travelling abilities, she will simply go back in time and have a bomb implanted inside of the reigning champ that will go off THE INSTANT they fight. Brilliant! She could have just killed him before he was ‘born’, but that’s far too easy for any self-respecting super-villain … and anyway, there’s no way this plan can fail!


chipstick85
Lots of forms:
Seph- Check.
Ult- Check.

Serious social/mental issues:
Seph- Check.
Ult- Check.

Passible damage:
Seph- Check.
Ult- Umm... not so check.

Sephiroth: 53
Ultimecia: 13

Scar
Sephiroth is a great fighter.

He is so good, he does what Big Joe does.

He lets his fans win fights for him.

Cause we all know how gay his fans get when he fights, they win fights for him.

Fights he shouldn't win.

Hell, his fans helped him win last season.

So, hurray for Sephiroth's fan base and all the victories it has given him he doesn't deserve.

Sorry Mrs. Sorceress, maybe if you showed more clevage the guys might like you more then the Perfect Solider.