They Return! DOWTPOHTBITBG!

~Grefter, Consumer of Infants

Welcome back once again, faithful listeners. Once again we at Eurocorp are even more pleased to present to you the latest from our awesomely talented youngsters in Burning Into The Gates Of Yog Sothoth We Burn. This time they have returned to their roots getting back into the jam after their Spoken Word Tour. They have put out another great album, entitled 'Dreaming of Walking the Path of Hastur to Bathe in the Burning Gates', and Zoah has taken back up the hardcore growl as if he hadn't ever stopped. Your liver will fall in love with it and attempt to eat your spleen for you. That is if you aren't petrified by the awesomeness first. Once again there is the normal assortment of covers redone in BITGOYSWB's original style, continuing to push the envelope, proving that everything is metal at the core. Here are the guys to present the album to you as usual, in their own words.

HAIL, GRATEFUL FANS. WE THANK YOU FOR THE CHANCE TO CONTINUE OUR MUSICAL EXODUS IN RESEARCH. WE FEEL THAT THERE IS NOTHING THAT CANNOT BE IMPROVED WITH THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS BITGOYSWB. YOU'D BETTER PREPARE THAT SPLEEN ONCE MORE WHEN YOU GET A LISTEN TO DREAMING OF WALKING THE PATH OF HASTUR TO BATHE IN THE BURNING GATES. HERE IS HOW AWESOME IT IS.

1. Song 2 - Blur cover.
I ALSO GOT MY HEAD CHECKED BY A JUMBO JET. THE ADVICE IT GAVE WAS NOT HELPFUL. THE SONG STILL IS AWESOME.

2. Finland - Monty Python's Flying Circus cover.
THE COUNTRY WHERE I WANT TO BE.

3. THE COLOUR OUT OF SPACE! I CHOOSE YOU!

POKEMON IS ONE OF OUR FAVOURITE PASTIMES IN THE PRIVATE JET BETWEEN GIGS. THE TRUE INSPIRATION IS HOW PIMPING PROFESSOR OAK IS THOUGH. FUJIN SAYS SHE WOULD HIT IT.

4. Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen? - Rammstein cover.

NO EXPLANATION IS REQUIRED. WE IDOLIZE THESE GUYS. FILM CLIPS WITH PEOPLE ON FIRE, AWESOME LYRICS, INDUSTRIAL SOUNDS. HARDCORE TO THE EXTREME.

5. Orpheus in the Underworld - by Offenbach.

NOTHING IS MORE AWESOME THAN HEARING THE GRINDING OF A GUITAR AS IT WAILS OUT THE CAN CAN. DAAA DADADADA DAA DAAAA DADADADA DAA DAAAAA!

6. DREAMING OF WALKING THE PATH OF HASTUR TO BATHE IN THE BURNING GATES.

DOWTPOHTBITBG MAY NOT BE OUT MOST CUTTING EDGE HARDCORE SPLEEN EATING DOOM METAL LYRICS, BUT THE KICKING GUITAR SOLO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG MORE THAN MAKES UP FOR IT. YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL YOUR INSIDES BOIL OVER.

7. Gallows Pole - Led Zeppelin cover.

THIS SONG IS ABOUT A MAN BEING HANGED, IT IS PERFECT TO BE CONVERTED TO OUR CUTTING-EDGE STYLE OF DOOM METAL.

8. WE CLOSE THESE BURNING GATES ONCE MORE, UNTIL NEXT TIME WE BURN WITH YOU WE SHALL CLOSE THE GATES THAT BURN LIKE FIRE AS IT BURNS LIKE THE GATES AS THEY CLOSE AFLAME WITH THE PASSIONS OF OUR FIRE AND MUSIC.

WCTBGOMUNTWBWYWSCTGTBLFAIBLTGATCAWTPOOFAM. HEHEHEHE WTPOOFAM.
  • Song 2. WOOOOHOOO and all that
  • Finland Finland Finland
  • The Colour Out of Space is evolving into PURE AWESOME
  • Ihr seht die Kreuze auf dem Kissen Ihr meint euch darf die Unschuld kussen
  • Nothing beats the Can Can
  • Simple is a good thing, DOWTPOHTBITBG is the greatest
  • No silver or gold, death and this song rule supreme
  • The Burning Gates are always beatiful. And WTPOOFAM
  • None, BITGOYSWB have lost it in their break from their origins

Thepanda
The Color Out of Space couldn't be more AWESOME if it had pirates battling ninja with flaming bears in it!

Teh AWESOME owns your soul!

Song 2: 5
Finland: 6
The Colour Out Of Space: 13
Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen Sehen?: 2
Orpheus in the Underworld: 4
DOWTPOHTBITBG: 1
Gallows Pole: 5
WCTBGOMUNTWBWYWSCTGTBLFAIBLTGATCAWTPOOFAM: 4
Flop: 7