Season 18, Week 4
Rico Banderas
(Xenogears)
 
Pummeling a defenseless librarian wasn't exactly the most noble of victories, but a victory it was. This time, Rico seeks to pound the honorable knight of Doma into mush with his fists of steel. It isn't a hard task. Cyan, while powerful, takes ages to prepare his best attacks. That gives Rico time to land a few deathblows, which is all it takes to kill any Light, even a toughened warrior like Cyan.

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Slicing up yet another foe, the sole survivor of Doma marches on in what is quickly becoming a successful season. Fortunately, his next opponent isn't known for speed, or accurracy, or well, much of anything besides physical defenses. So all he has to do is charge up a sword tech, and when he hits level 8, that'll be another victim to Cyan's infamous "Cleave" Technique.


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Statement:
Wrestler + Tin Can = Crushed Tin Can

Argument:
If
Wrestler = Arena Battler = Rico
And
Tin Can = Steiner = Knight = Cyan
Then
Rico + Cyan = Crushed Cyan

As of this writing, they're still trying to pry the Doman's flattened remains out of his compacted armor.

Rico Banderas: 35
Cyan Garamonde: 29