Season 18, Week 1
Celes Chere
(Final Fantasy VI)
 
The Magitek Knight Celes Chere once again takes to the field of battle. Her foe, the twisted product of the Secret of Evolution, is monstrous enough to make even valiant heroes blanch, but today, he's just the next foe to fall to her usual variety of balanced abilities. With Haste, Safe, and healing, she can endure the assault of Necrosaro's multitude of forms. The monster's fragile final form is the only one likely to present any challenge, but with his high-damage moves rendered ineffective or, at best, weak by her armor, and his Bounce spell circumvented by her Meteor, it's a challenge that Celes is up to.

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Disposing of a minor trollop like Celes is just the type of warmup fight the Rule of Evil looks forward to. The girl relies entirely on status-boosting spells to even approach being effective in a fight, and needs attack magic to inflict punishment on her foes. Saro's Bounce spell kills any traces of damage she might have, and his deadly Dispel removes her own buffs. A few physicals or his choice of deadly breath weapons are all that's needed to put the former Magitek general under, and give Necrosaro a crack at one of once again making godlike tremble at the very mention of his name.


superaielman
There are three things you can count on in the DL.

One: No matter what, Hrist always fails.

Two: Justin will always find a way to annoy Rune.

Three: Lesbians hold immense power.

So when Celes went out to the ring dressed in nothing but a smile and her wedding ring, with a equally exposed Nana in tow, Necrosaro knew he was in trouble.

When Saro saw that Edge Eblan, Cidolfas Orlandu, Dekar, Bowman Jean, and Sain were the judges for this week's match, he knew the situation was bad. When Celes and Nana began 'entertaining' the judges, he knew that he had no chance of victory.

While nuking the judges with a clearly illegal Madante spell was both grounds for a DQ from the match and something that would get him brutally mauled by DL security, it was something he was quite proud of doing..

..Well, after he healed up from the beating he got from security ten seconds afterward.

Celes Chere: 27
Necrosaro: 23