The Thing That Should Not Be

~Grefter, Consumer of Infants

Against our recommendations BITGOYSWB have decided to release their highly experimental Spoken Word album. Now we here at Eurocorp completely support our artists in all their cutting edge hardcore experimental styles, but we had feared that mixing Spoken Word with the Experimental Funeral Doom Metal style of Burning Into The Gates of Yog Sothoth We Burn would be too giant a leap in innovation. But they have faith in their fans ability to stomach any experiment they throw out there. Since this stuff came up on tour, we decided to let them run with it. SO without further ado we present to you the Burning Into The Gates Of Yog Sothoth We Burn spoken word EP titled The Thing That Should Not Be.

WE GREET YOU ONCE MORE LOYAL FANS! YOU'LL LOVE THIS STUFF WHEN YOU GIVE IT A TRY. WHILE IT'S ONLY 6 TRACKS LONG IT'S CHOCK FULL OF YOUR AWESOME HARDCORE CUTTING EDGE HARDCORE SPLEEN EATING FUNERAL MARCHING DOOM METAL BACKING BEHIND THE SPOKEN WORD LYRICS. HERE IS HOW IT GOES.

1. BURNING YOU. ITS WHAT WE DO ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON. IN THE GATES OF YOGSOTHOTH WE ARE. BURNING YOU. ON A SUNDAY. AFTERNOON.

OUR AWESOMENESS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF ON EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK AS WELL. BYIWWDOASAITGOYSWABYOASA FOLLOWING THE NOW CLASSIC CONVENTION. ONCE AGAIN IT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE.

2. Creep - Radiohead cover.

WE REFUSE TO PLAY THE VERY SPECIAL EDITION. ONLY THE ORIGINAL WILL PASS FROM THESE LIPS. AN INSTANT CLASSIC THAT SHALL BE IMMORTALISED OUR WAY.

3. The Music of the Night - from Phantom of the Opera by Andrew Lloyd Weber.

I AM YOUR ANGEL OF MUSIC.

4. (The System of) Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether - The Alan Parsons Project cover.

THE ORIGINAL SHOWS OFF THE POTENTIAL OF THESE ARTISTS WHO ARE ALMOST AS TALENTED AS WE ARE. LET US SHOW THEM HOW IT IS DONE AND ROCK OUT WHILE WE SPEAK ALONG TO THIS CLASSIC.

6. The Thing That Should Not Be - Metallica cover.

WHEN THEY COME, NEVER LET IT SAID THAT WE DID NOT SPREAD THE WORD. WE SHALL BE AMONGST THE FIRST.


Marketing wants to know how liberal the use of the Persuadotrons will have to be to get this EP sold out.
  • Not at all. Even Spoken Word is improved by the awesome hardcore style of BITGOYSWB
  • Not much at all. They are suppositories, right?
  • Are you sure you can get enough of them? It is a Spoken Word album after all
  • Room 101. The worst thing in the world

Grefter
We at the Eurocorp organisation are pleased to announce another smash hit tour by our talented artists. Some agents of the PR expressed their dissappointment at not the lack of Persuadatrons needing to be applied. They were however consoled when stage divers one tour needed to be dealt with. We extend our condolences to the famillies of those involved.

We thank you and may you burn for another day.

Smash Hit: 28
Successful: 8
Not so Hot: 4
Bomb: 18

Hate Hate Hate
We all know how this will turn out.

Any of you ever read Bloom County? Remember the old Deathtoungue/Billy And The Boingers storyline? I sense a rennactment of that.

In fact,DT/BATB could kick BITGOYSWB's ass any day. At least DT/BATB had Bill The Cat and Opus.