Pokeball Z
~Veryslightlymad

"What are we doing here, again?"

Juan, the Bujutsu teacher of Budehuc Castle, surveyed his surroundings, the dressing room of the honorary Pokemon trainer of the RPGDL, and sighed. There were two problems with the room. He was in it, and it wasn't his napping spot.

"We're searching for Dragon Balls to revive mister Piccolo! Don't you read the match advertisements?"

The speaker was Cecile, the young leader of the Budehuc Castle garrison. It wouldn't really matter, though, because Juan hardly would care anyhow. "I'm not sure that this is what they mean by a Dragon Ball," he said.

"How would you know, Juan?" said Thomas, lord of Budehuc Castle, who was also present. "Are you familiar with the story of the Dragon Balls?"

"Er.... no," Juan sad, glancing off his shoulder, and not at Thomas. "Why would I be?"

"There you have it then. We'll have to assume this is the correct answer."

The younger two went off to rummaging through the Pokemon master's things, and Juan took the time to lean up against the wall, sleepily. "Why are we even going to all this trouble? I like Piccolo just fine, but he was bound to croak soon, anyhow." He threw his arms up in an exaggerated shrug.

"That's a horrible thing to say!" Thomas was getting fed up with Juan at this point. "Mister Piccolo was our friend, and beyond that, I won't let a citizen of my castle stay dead when I can do something about it. As for why you're here, you're the muscle. This mission could get hairy; I even made sure to take a Wind Rune with me, just in case."

"Hmmph," Cecile said. "We don't need him around here anyway! I'll be able to protect you by myself."

"I appreciate your enthusiasm, Cecile. Just the same, I'd prefer to have Juan with me." Thomas looked back into the dresser, and moments later, emerged with a pokeball. "Ah! This must be it. Charizard."

"You know Charizard isn't really a dragon, right?" Juan asked, almost offhand with his laziness.

"Of course it's a dragon," Cecile protested. "what else could it be, looking like that?! Besides, how would you know, anyhow? I didn't know you were a Pokemon fanatic."

"Er... I'm not," the martial artist said. Again looking off his shoulder, this time faster than before.

"Well, with no better leads, we'll have to go with our best guess, and assume that this is, in fact, the first legendary Dragon Ball. Once we've revived Piccolo, we can return it here. I'm sure no one would mind, if they knew our reasons."

It was around then that the door flew open, and a young man with a red baseball cap on his head and a belt with three pokeballs on his waist entered. "Is that my Charizard?! Give him back!" He seemed very mad. "Are you Rockets? I won't let you take my Charizard!"

Thomas tried saying "We can explain," but the young trainer had already taken out is three balls, and threw them at the ground.

"Blastoise! Venusaur! Pikachu! Go!"

The named monsters appeared out of the thrown balls, and stood in front of the trio from Budehuc castle.

"Master Thomas! I'll protect you!" Cecile ran in front of her lord, and readied her spear.

Likewise, Thomas drew his little sword, and felt the rune in his hand. "We... we can probably win this. Right Juan? ...Juan?"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Oh, dear."

  • Thomas, Cecile, and Juan successfully defeat the Pokemon and take the Dragon Ball
  • The Pokemon soundly defeat them


Scar
Thomas, finally showing his true colors as a hobbit pulls out the one ring to rule them all, slips it on and watches as the ring wraiths do his dirty work and clean out the horrid pokemon infestation at his castle.

Budehuc Squad: 36
Pokemon: 20

Thepanda
This battle comes down to two very simple Rules-Oh-Dee-Universe!

The first is that pokemon thieves lose. There just isn't anyway around this one. If God stole a pokemon, God would lose.

The second rule, perhaps even more powerful than the first, states that the universe enjoys a good laugh, and there isn't a Funny quite like 'watching people get gnawed by cute and fuzzy animals' Funny.

Frankly, it will be a hilariously pitiful battle, most likely concluded with several individuals 'blasting off again!'

Draconis Onikawa
The Pokemon Z was a good one. Thats about all i have to say.