Season 1, Week 1
Myau
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Zenthor
Gades stomped in, eager to hand out pure, unbridaled destruction to his opponent. He looked around. "Where is my enemy?"

"Look down," responded a small voice. Gades gazed down at the small cat known as Myau. Immediately, his eyes turned into little pink hearts!

"Ooh! Kitty kitty kitty! Look at the kitty!" He ran over and picked Myau up, and sat down. "I'll feed him and love him and keep him safe and hug him and call him George and love him!" he yelled as he hugged Myau tightly. He sat there for the next three minutes, chanting "Kitty kitty kitty" and hugging Myau.

"I'm... confused..." uttered Amon, from the stands.

"You're always confused, you're the Sinistral of Chaos," Erim reminded him.

"Oh, yeah."

"This is sickening," Daos muttered under his breath as he watched the atrocity of a fight.

Back on the arena floor, Gades was... still hugging Myau, obviously not hearing the pleas to be released. "Can't. Breath. Let. Go. GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHCK."

"Gaaaaa-k?" Gades blinked, confused. "I thought kitties went meo--" he looked at the suffocated corpse of Myau. "Oh, no!" Gades bawled. "MY KITTY!! WAAAAAH! DAAAOOO~SS!!!" Gades screamed, running from the arena.

"I want to vomit." The three sinistrals muttered in unison after the... "Battle"... was over

Myau: 0
Gades: 8

Dekar TKB
Undead makes Gades too powerful for Myau. He has too much HP for Myau to take him down before he maxes out, and kills it in one shot.

OblivionKnight
I think it's a little closer than most think, but Gades still takes it. His Lufia form allows him Undead, which gives him a MAJOR boost to attack AND defense, which is stackable. Myau may be fast, strong, and have lots of variety, but Gades can smash the kitty in one hit. A pity, really.

Excal
Not much to really say here. Though I do feel a little sad for Myau.

GenocideHeart
That's what happens when a kitty first tries to scratch an armored foes, and then is stepped on by said armored foe... Sorry, Myau.