Season 26, Week 2
Colm
(Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones)
 
Colm is a slayer of armies, a destroyer of worlds. There is no way Marisa is going to stand a chance at all against this cunning rogue. Superior evade, cancelling out the doubling that she lives so effectively by, being several million times cooler: to Colm, this is a slaughter rather than a match. Should be a pleasant fight to watch either way, regardless; with both sides being stuck using only swords, having to overcome an amazing amount of evasion, this shall be an impressive display of nimbleness. The outcome needs no seeress to predict, however: there is no reason at all for Colm not to win.

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The Crimson Flash Marisa is now the last of the Fire Emblem swordmasters to get her shot at the DL, and they've saved the best for last. Now, her deadly sword shall be the judge of Middle, as once she's done with fellow castmate Colm, it'll be time to tear through the rest of the division. Granted, Colm isn't to be discounted just yet: he's similarly fast, and a bit stronger than Marisa is. However, he's not nearly as skilled as the Crimson Flash, which will make this a simple match. With a single cut of her Shamshir, Marisa will easily slice a swath through the rogue.


SageAcrin
Colm's a stylish rogue.

Marisa's a cute woman.

They both know each other.

The results are obvious.

And that's how Neimi ended up bawling and shooting him in the eye, after he said five words, before the match even started, from the back row in the stands.

So, Colm lost the match.

But hey, at least Neimi forgave him.

And at least he can say he has the best archer ever as a girlfriend.

Colm: 20
Marisa: 71