Season 14, Week 1
Kuromimi
(Suikoden)
 
Although not the most imposing physical fighter Light has ever seen, Kuromimi is still a competent warrior in his own right. With his Excellent Sword at his side, he's prepared to show the power of the kobold race one win at a time. This match will be a contest between magical and physical might, but Nina's horrible defense means that it should be an easy task to cut down the Wyndian witch before Kuromimi falls himself. Watch out, Light; this could be the beginning of Kuromimi's march to the championship.

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Rejoice RPGDL fans! Everyone’s favorite Nina is back, and she’s looking to add another win to her belt this week. Kuromimi doesn’t exactly scare the Wyndian princess, considering his attacks hardly scratch even the frailest defenses. All she has to do is blast the kobold with her fearsome Myllonir a few times, and he’ll be fried before you know it. As long as she manages to avoid getting hit by Kuromimi's (rare) criticals, she will easily move on to the next round.


Jo'ou Ranbu
This was fabled to be one of the saddest matches ever in the DL - one that would garner almost as much yawning and enraged hair-ripping out of the spectators as the already legendary ShihoXPalmer bout. So, knowing that she might be knocked out of the arena by a sneeze and having a particularly unimpressive skillset, Nina decided to take the wise approach towards the ugly kobold: she made an exchange deal with him one day before the match. If he gave her the match, she'd give him... well... a lot of shiny crap and meat. Kuromimi didn't like it, though, and readied himself to destroy the frail Wyndian princess. With an enraged whelp, he charged towards Nina with all his might.

Then she cried for help, pathetically fainting afterwards.

The ensuing result was that Ryu heard Nina and came for her help for some unfathomable reason, and proceeded to break Kuromimi's bones one by one. As the IRT Kaiser.

The next day, when she was called to the match, how large her surprise was when she found out Kuromimi was hospitalized, thus, unable to fight. She was even more surprised to find out that Ryu got arrested by the RPGDL Animal Rights Protection Squad, though. It seems that the legitimate defense clause is helpless against rabid animal rights zealots.

Kuromimi: 16
Nina Wyndia: 36