After dispatching icon of oppressive class system Marcus, comrade Peco must now face true enemy of all good communist worker; filthy capitalist DOG! But comrade Peco does not despair, for he has the power of glorious motherland behind him! Giant mutant onion is stronger and tougher then mere dog, and has bountiful healing and sleep inducing breath to boot. All the good workers of the world are behind you, diminutive floral comrade Peco! Fight, fight the glorious fight for the glorious socialist revolution, for in Soviet Russia, onion eat DOG! Ha-HA!
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Dogs are known for many things, but top flight combat skills aren't one of them. That is why Tony, legendary companion and member of Chevron Blanc, is in Light. But do not despair, loyal fans. Tony can certainly eat with the best of them. An iron stomach and a warrior's soul is something Tony does have, and he'll put them to good use against a giant walking onion. Peco may have been able to handle the horrors of Myria and the ever spreading deserts of his dying home world, but can he handle a ravenous dog who loves his onions raw? Don't think so.
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